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victory_road2020-10-22 12:44 am
uber_marionettist) wrote in victory_road2020-10-22 12:44 am
TFW Possession but ur Self is huge
Hello "Trainers."
Wait. I was going to say something in this message. It is important. And I will still say it. That will happen very soon. But now I am thinking.
I am thinking. About what a weak and disgusting class that is. "Trainer." I get what it is supposed to mean. Like that these Pokemon are my shitty pupils. And I am their shitty human teacher. Who will make them do all my shitty work. So that they can be as smart and strong as me.
Which is the problem. I would never let a bunch of dumb magic things replace me. When I am so powerful. And I can do anything that needs to be done. I know that statement is true. Because I'm practically fucking omniscient. And everything I think is correct.
And I think it should be called something better. Something like. Master. Because they will obey me. And do the things I do not want to. But which I totally could. Yes. I am their Master. The Master. Of Pokemon. The Pokemon Master. I like that much more.
I'm done with that thought now. And I want to talk about a man.
He is here. In this world. He's like me. Which is to say. He is better than you.
Like his muscles. Which are so "sculpted." That they are. What you would call. "Unreal." Often I am moved to an especially revolting human emotion. By the sight of them. I like them best when they move. Beneath his skin. Which is flawless. Just like his muscles. Which are perfect. And his human "titties." Which are both "phat" and "dope." It is downright breathtaking. To watch.
If only he did not hide them. Then you would know. It is disappointing to me. They should not be a secret. All should be forced to behold the rippling muscles of this man. They should see how inferior it makes them. You know. By comparison. And also. In general. But the inferiority that they will perceive. The wretched inferiority of the muscular persuasion. Is only the beginning.
His brain. Is huge. Like his meat. They are equally gargantuan.
Wait. By "meat" I mean his muscles. Like I already men tioned. Obviously.
I'm not like you. I am not nasty. Not like you. You are contemptible. I am charming and handsome. I'm right to say this. I am always right.
But his brain. It's so full of the facts. And the science. And the philosophy. That you could not even comprehend. Because your brain is inadequate. Unlike mine. And also his. It is so tiring. I spend so much time on your shitty simple brains. I have spent so much time. Just typing this. That it's pissing me off. This place pisses me off too. I hate this place. So much. I have so much hate. It is only because of that man. That I remain calm.
You should be fucking grateful. All of you. Should thank him. Your gratitude is required. By me. It is the very least that he deserves. Don't worry. I will give him the rest of his reward. My goddamn self.
I tell you this so that you will take into consideration. Just how lucky you are.
To share this horrible place. With such a sublime speci men of masculinity.
Wait. You ask me. Do I mean him. Or do I mean. Me.
Ha ha.
It is both.
Hee hee.
Do you see. What I did there.
Hoo hoo.
I am very clever. But I am also bored. So this is over. Go away.
No really.
Fuck off.
Wait.
No. Never mind.
Go away and fuck off.
Why haven't you left yet.
I told you to leave.
I said beat it.
Shoo.
Why aren't you leaving.
[There are like 20 more lines of this.
.... he really seems to be having a hard time.]
Wait. I was going to say something in this message. It is important. And I will still say it. That will happen very soon. But now I am thinking.
I am thinking. About what a weak and disgusting class that is. "Trainer." I get what it is supposed to mean. Like that these Pokemon are my shitty pupils. And I am their shitty human teacher. Who will make them do all my shitty work. So that they can be as smart and strong as me.
Which is the problem. I would never let a bunch of dumb magic things replace me. When I am so powerful. And I can do anything that needs to be done. I know that statement is true. Because I'm practically fucking omniscient. And everything I think is correct.
And I think it should be called something better. Something like. Master. Because they will obey me. And do the things I do not want to. But which I totally could. Yes. I am their Master. The Master. Of Pokemon. The Pokemon Master. I like that much more.
I'm done with that thought now. And I want to talk about a man.
He is here. In this world. He's like me. Which is to say. He is better than you.
Like his muscles. Which are so "sculpted." That they are. What you would call. "Unreal." Often I am moved to an especially revolting human emotion. By the sight of them. I like them best when they move. Beneath his skin. Which is flawless. Just like his muscles. Which are perfect. And his human "titties." Which are both "phat" and "dope." It is downright breathtaking. To watch.
If only he did not hide them. Then you would know. It is disappointing to me. They should not be a secret. All should be forced to behold the rippling muscles of this man. They should see how inferior it makes them. You know. By comparison. And also. In general. But the inferiority that they will perceive. The wretched inferiority of the muscular persuasion. Is only the beginning.
His brain. Is huge. Like his meat. They are equally gargantuan.
Wait. By "meat" I mean his muscles. Like I already men tioned. Obviously.
I'm not like you. I am not nasty. Not like you. You are contemptible. I am charming and handsome. I'm right to say this. I am always right.
But his brain. It's so full of the facts. And the science. And the philosophy. That you could not even comprehend. Because your brain is inadequate. Unlike mine. And also his. It is so tiring. I spend so much time on your shitty simple brains. I have spent so much time. Just typing this. That it's pissing me off. This place pisses me off too. I hate this place. So much. I have so much hate. It is only because of that man. That I remain calm.
You should be fucking grateful. All of you. Should thank him. Your gratitude is required. By me. It is the very least that he deserves. Don't worry. I will give him the rest of his reward. My goddamn self.
I tell you this so that you will take into consideration. Just how lucky you are.
To share this horrible place. With such a sublime speci men of masculinity.
Wait. You ask me. Do I mean him. Or do I mean. Me.
Ha ha.
It is both.
Hee hee.
Do you see. What I did there.
Hoo hoo.
I am very clever. But I am also bored. So this is over. Go away.
No really.
Fuck off.
Wait.
No. Never mind.
Go away and fuck off.
Why haven't you left yet.
I told you to leave.
I said beat it.
Shoo.
Why aren't you leaving.
[There are like 20 more lines of this.
.... he really seems to be having a hard time.]
text;
1 R34LLY DON'T UND3RST4ND YOUR OBS3SS1ON W1TH SCULPT3D MUSCL3S
OR 4NY OTH3R P4RT OF TH1S
H4V3 YOU CONS1D3R3D 4 LOBOTOMY?
no subject
This sounds like. What is known as. A "personal problem."
no subject
HOW DO3S 1T F33L TO H4V3 GR4DU4T3D?
H4V3 YOU OBT41N3D 4 SH1NY N3W C3RT1F1C4T3 TO COMM3MOR4T3 YOUR BR41N 1SSU3S?
cw alien racism
Too bad the exquisite expanse of my perfect brain. Is beyond your pitiful alien comprehension. Or we could have a conversation. About how much better I am compared to you. In that way. And also in other ways.
Ha ha. It's funny. Because you're a mind player. But your mind. Is so much lesser. Hoo hoo. Your primitive meat-based "think pan." Hee hee.
no subject
TH3R3 4R3 JUST SO M4NY
4ND TH3Y 4R3 SO HORR1BLY D1S34S3D
SOM3ON3 W1LL H4V3 TO G4TH3R TH3M UP 4ND T4K3 TH3M TO TH3 BURN W4RD FOR TH3 DOCTORS TO TR34T TH31R 3XTR3M3 1LLN3SS
4ND M4YB3 WH1L3 TH3Y 4R3 TH3R3 TH3Y W1LL F1ND SOM3ON3 WHO G1V3S 4 FUCK
D1RK, YOU M4Y B3 4 B1G W31RD J4CK4SS BUT 1 KNOW YOU W3R3 4 LOT MOR3 COH3R3NT 4ND COMP3T3NT TH4N TH1S!
TH1S 1S 31TH3R GO1NG TO B3 V3RY 3MB4RR4SS1NG FOR YOU L4T3R
OR 3LS3 YOU H4V3 TRULY G1V3N UP 4ND D3SC3ND3D FULL SP33D 1NTO TURBO DUMBN3SS