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[motherfucking_ghosttype]

[Sup, poke-vets and poke-newbs. It looks like Route 30! But who the fuck can really tell since all the forests look the same and has Church ever told you that it's stupid that there aren't any roads? Because it's ridiculous that there aren't any roads. Less ridiculous are the fallen trees. Man that sure does suck. If only he had a pokemon that could do anything about it.

But that's not the part he's focused on. No, the camera swings this way, then the other way, then down to a top percentage Rattata that keeps running up and tugging on his pants and running off. Church follows until he's lost sight of the thing, which then comes to find him again. Faintly, there's a small voice in the distance...somewhere.]

Hey guys? I think Timmy's fallen down a well, cuz Lassie here's being preeeeetty persistent about leading me on--HEY! HEY CAN YOU HEAR ME? ...I know we can't get any, like, emergency vehicles out here or anything, but like, I don't know if I'll be equipped to pull someone out of a well. Or out from under a tree? I don't want to see Timmy trapped under a tree. Crush injuries are pretty bad--

Okay, hold on, ignore me, because maybe he just skinned his knee on a rock, I dunno, rats can't talk back. I'm just--I'm just saying--shit the little asshole's fast, whew--I might need some assistance? Like. Medical? Or. Airlifting? Or something. I'll uh. Let you know?

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[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Wh--no, I'm not gonna leave the kid down in a well. Or stuck under a tree, or cornered by angry rock elephants or whatever.

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[foolishwren]

Okay, sorry, you just... never KNOW in this place.

One time I was talking to this dude for the very first time and he just decided that he was in Hell, I was the devil, and that he had to come find me and kill me.

In hindsight, that was kinda flattering, but still.

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

That...isn't... I mean I guess if someone thought I was in charge of a hellscape, that'd be kind of cool? But that's really fucked up.

I mean. I don't have to tell you that, but still, I'd be less flattered and more--yeah.

[foolishwren]

Yeah.

We get all types here.

_{[Ironically, that guy had gone on to be a very friendly acquaintance, but she'd never totally forgotten that he once mistook her for Satan. You don't forget that kind of thing.]}