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[a_sin_for_him]

[It's that time again - holidays! Which means holiday events and festivities. Once again, Lust is seated in her dressing room at Medusa, this time dressed in seasonaly appropriate costume.]

Before we get to the advertisement...as some of you may know, I've recently inherited Club Medusa as my friend and its founder is no longer among us. I intend to keep the club going with no changes whatsoever - why fix what isn't in the least bit broken? But I confess I've little experience in running a business and would be happy to hire a consultant if one is available.

Now. On to the promised advertisement....

Happy holiday time to all. The winter is once again fast approaching, and with it, the winter holidays. And once more, Club Medusa in Ecruteak would like to invite all those of an appropriate age to enjoy our celebratory shows. Our Wonders of Winter spectacular will be running from this weekend through to the holiday. Enjoy themed drinks, music, stage shows, and a holiday raffle. Join us and keep warm in festive style all evening long.

[And oh-so-casually:]

My husband and I both hope to see you there.

Wear a festive sweater and your first drink is free.

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[gautsome]

[Oh mama that is a beautiful lady. Sylvain is probably... way too quick to respond to the woman but. That's just part of his charm.]

Sorry to bother you, my lovely mistress. But do you think you could tell me a little more about this Club Medusa? I am a little new here, but very curious about your... offerings?

[a_sin_for_him]

We're a nightclub with burlesque performances. We have a full bar, a dance floor, and a show stage. It's quite the place to be, after dark.

[gautsome]

Sounds like my kind of place.
I don't know if I will make it in time for the holiday special, but I promise you can expect my business in the future.

... Feel like I ought to thank you, really.

[a_sin_for_him]

We'll be waiting for you.

I'm sure I should be thanking you, considering you'll be giving me your money.

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[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW doesn't really care for clubs. He's not a very social guy. BUT. He has missed Lust's face, so he is keen to bother her.]}

I'll be there with bells on!

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[a_sin_for_him]

I'm sure you will be.

We do have a dress code, you know.

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[goldeneyeball]

Uh, yeah, I know. You just said so. You can't throw a stick in this place without hitting an ugly sweater since the snow started.

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[a_sin_for_him]

I said festive, not ugly.

Though yes, I realize that eyesores are traditional. Why, I haven't the faintest idea.

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[shiro2hero]

Hey, if the drinks were anything like last time -

[There's a record screeching sound in his head.]

... Husband?

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[a_sin_for_him]

They certainly will be. I know how to mix a good drink, virgin or otherwise.

Yes? Timothy and I got married a few months ago.

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[shiro2hero]

You ...

You did?

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[a_sin_for_him]

Yes, we did. We didn't make a big fuss about it.

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[cyan_maid]

Husband? Lust - you got married?!

[guuuuuuurl you have not said a WORD!!!]

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[a_sin_for_him]

I did, a few months ago. We didn't make much of a fuss, it was easy to miss.

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[cyan_maid]

Even so, I've been on the road for about half the year - congratulations! Is it too late to send a wedding present?

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[a_sin_for_him]

Thank you. It was really just a formality, all things considered.

Of course not, if you'd like to send something.

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[rollstoseduce]

[Jaskier starts going through his best pick-up lines in his mind as soon as he sees the beauty on the screen, but Lust ends her post with a note about her husband. Ah. It's not like that has stopped Jaskier before, but that's usually with wives (and the occasional husband) stuck in unhappy marriages that are looking for a fling. And a woman mentioning her husband proudly on the network? Definitely doesn't give off that vibe.

So he does tone it down, but hey, he can still stay charming, right? Even when most of his body and face is covered by a blue cloak - he seems to be camping in the snow.]

My beautiful lady, your news are music to my ears! I'm afraid I won't make it to Ecruteak in time for the holidays, [And he wasn't going to put on those monstrosities they call holiday sweaters anyway.] but I'd love to visit your fine establishment when the time comes. As a performer myself, I must ask: do you hire travelers for a week or so as other local businesses do?

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[a_sin_for_him]

We're open all of the year round.

And yes, I'm open to temporary talent. You aren't the first to ask. What is it you do?

[rollstoseduce]

I'm a bard! I sing and play- [He shows Lust the ukulele in its case.] -I can also recite poetry. All written by yours truly. You mentioned this being an adult establishment, and I assure you I can provide lyrics for more naughty ears as well. [Wink~]

[fingersandteeth]

[Oh, it's Tim's burlesque dancer... no, stop, you're being a dick, just because she dropped you like a hot potato mid-conversation (six years and) ten months ago because she found out you were with Jack. Given what you now know about Jack, it makes absolute sense she would.

It still stings a bit. More than a bit, really. But... he probably ought to at least try to make some peaceable overtures, given how he knows she's missing the same person he is.]

If you find someone, let me know too? I've had to take over the day-to-day running of Fight Club from Tyler.

[He pauses for a moment, because did she just say... okay, fine. Let's go with it.]

Congratulations on your marriage, by the way. B-- [No, don't call him 'Big Timmy.] ah, Timothy, I assume?

[a_sin_for_him]

[All things considered, Lust supposes there's no harm in being amiable.]

We may be left with consulting locals, I'm sure there's a service for that.

Thank you. Yes, I'm Mrs. Lawrence now.

[fingersandteeth]

There probably is.

[He's quiet for a moment, before adding,] I suppose Lydia's pokemon that didn't go to me ended up going to you.

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[zukeini]

Oh. Hey. Uh. So.

[This looked like it kinda stunk for this guy. He was so used to have a partner in crime for these things but he and his creature troupe here was still considered solo.

Needless to say, he looked a big tongue tied.]

Music, huh?

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[a_sin_for_him]

Yes, we're set up for live music. Are you a musician, or simply a connoisseur?

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[zukeini]

I play music.

[Not enthusiastic enough! There was that little voice telling him this in his head. Like in some way his brain tried to channel his partner. He had to sell himself. Be outspoken! Come on!]

Uh! Specifically! I play the drums.