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[hellablue]

whats up im chloe im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to adult
i wanna strike it out and get out there, get my own place
maybe not a whole ass house but a modest, humble 1br 1b
ooo with a pool hell yea
anybody know of cheap apartments in goldenrod?
like actually cheap and not fake cheap
u know when places advertize like "affordable studios" but theyre actually still a gazillion bucks a month AND your firstborn probably
not like that
but also not ratty either u feel, i can handle a lil mold but its gotta be classy mold, i gotta get high off it by just takin a whiff otherwise taint fun

for realsies tho
and yknow a gazillion bucks suddenly shrinks when u throw a roomie or two in the mix
rent a whole fuckin penthouse and party 24/7 (except when im at work, if ur reading this boss)

do u think shitty credit from home applies here too?
god thatd suck big fat ones
worst comes to worst, anybody wanna be my cosigner? im good for it. mostly

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[sweetbrohellayiff]

im not exactly a real estate mogul round these parts and im traveling but it would be nice to have a crash pad that didnt have 50 thousand fucking bugs in it
which is what i do currently have
i mean im not an expert but do they even have credit
i think you can just bring a few pokemon in a bag and battle your real estate agent into submission

[hellablue]

uhhh dude if i were u i would probs call an exterminator at that point
buuut if i do decide to go in on a roomie, pls dont bring ur bug problem to my doorstep
and also prepare for a super intensive roomie interview with hardhitting questions like ur thoughts on pizza w/ pineapple

shit tho thats legit. i hadnt thought abt that.
i could totally just battle my way into owning a mansion
which sounds like theft on paper but shhh

[trampire]

Can't you just build your oWn hiVe?

[hellablue]

my own h'what now
the fuck is a hive, do i look like a fuckin bee
buzz buzz bitch

[trampire]

That's What a place of dWelling is called on my planet, but We're not bees, either.
AnyWay, my point still stands: can you not simply make your oWn? Granted, I'm still getting used to this World and all its differences, and I haVen't seen anything that's the equiValent of a drone, so maybe not.

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, *eventually* there's going to be room for more apartments and such in the Fight Club building. It's just putting the money together to repair floors three and up--they're all seriously grody at this point.

Which... is not going to help you now and I get that. But, uh, *eventually* there'll be a pool? Someday?

I doubt credit from home carries over, though. So there's that.

[hellablue]

yo wait what? youre saying i could maybe live up there?

hold on that changes ALL my plans that would be hella dope dude!! roll outta bed and bop my ass right down to work? shit can i get a fireman pole so i can slide down every day? life goals tbh

fr tho. if u need help cleaning up, i mean i know im already drowning in ot and shit, like at least 42 hours. maybe more. but i can de-grodify or die tryin

[fingersandteeth]

Eventually, yeah. And, uh, we can see about the fireman pole. I'd have to see if there's a place to put it that wouldn't go through the office or the second-floor apartment.

[Steven may have used the two weeks when there was no Jack to get the city of Goldenrod to sign the club and the building over to him. Which saved him the money he and Tyler had otherwise saved up to buy Jack out.]

But yes, that would be lovely. Actually, we probably have enough to pay for the knocking down of walls and rearranging of floor three by now, I think? So if you wanted to help with the pre-cleaning so we can do the rest of it, that would speed up the process pretty quickly.

(Evidently, the whole building used to play host to hotel twenty or thirty years back--we adapted the ground floor bar of Fight Club from the old *hotel* bar. You know how it's a corner building, right? Well, the hotel entrance itself was on the corner from the bar entrance. We've just been keeping it locked since we ended up chopping up the hotel lobby in the process of creating Fight Club.)

[spacebaloney]

if you need a cosigner, a pool is the least of your worries 🤣
you sound like one of those house hunter couples
"hi i'm jim and this is emma. i'm a massage therapist for snails and she sells used kazoos on etsy. our budget is negative gazillion dollars."

[hellablue]

hey! how fucking dare you say something so disgustingly true
u can insult me but the second u insult my snorlax's etsy business u go too far
munchies is crying now thnx

i am so sorry for this late tag. january has been... woof.

[spacebaloney]

eh he (or she don't let me assume there are no girl pokemon on the internet) can deal
it'll build character or some shit
man or woman up little munchies 💪🏽