Apr. 29th, 2021 05:16 pm

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everybody always talks about their adorable puppers and kawaii kitties but i never see anyone talking about the bad shit
the poke-horror stories
those mons u coveted cuz they sounded precious but ended up bein total fucking nightmares
or pokemon they just str8 up dont trust cuz what idk pokeprejudism or w/e
like mr. mime
those fuckers are just weird ok

my ex's sister had this weird lil cherry looking thing
loved it to death, doted on it, all the gross shit
then one day like a fuckin switch it evolved and from then on it just wanted to kick her ass
it was hilarious tbh but nobody saw that shit comin

i swear to god my old gyarados wouldve sold my soul to satan for a sip of water
so i wanna hear about that kinda shit
Apr. 27th, 2021 10:43 pm

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[Hey, at least it's a nice view of what seems to be some land surrounded by the ocean before panning around to show some hooved Pokemon (mudsdale, rapidash, galar rapidash, stantler, copperajah, spring sawsbuck, miltank, tauros, and wooloo) with some dogs (furfrou, shiny dusk form lycanroc, arcanine, and houndoom) seeming to be mostly scouting the area around them and with a random shiny aggron and normal sylveon staring each other down not too far away from that mess.

Before it finally stops on Jolyne propping the 'gear up who knows where with a shiny salamence burying her head into Jolyne's side. It's fine, probably.]


'Sup, I haven't said anything publicly in a while, huh? Ain't had much to say.

Anyway, that prom shit was kind of a weird bust and I can't say I'm terribly surprised, though a lot less interesting that last year's, if you ask me. But whatever.

Just wanted to show off some of this land and shit Carly and I pretty much set up on on one of the Sevii islands for photography and shit like that. I swear I'm gaining a farm at this point. The cow, bull, and sheep over there are, uh, new. But Moove Bitch, Bulls on Parade, and War Drums seem to be settling in well enough if I got some of the dogs keeping an eye on 'em. And by "keeping an eye on 'em" I mean Weather Report and Lilith actually working while Pele and Azura fuck around. But I don't know what I expected from a perpetual puppy and one of her spawn.

But yeah, uh. That was 'bout it. Come get pictures. Or if you need pictures of dragon asses for Reasons I Don't Understand, hit me up. Though I swear I also do normal-ass Pokemon pictures since I'm cheaper than my fiance is. [SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET THAT, OOPS.]
Mar. 18th, 2021 06:35 pm

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[For those around Goldenrod, they might get a very similar in-person invite, hand-drawn by Chloe herself and delivered by an enthusiastic Snorlax (by the name of Munchies, as indicated by a dog tag collar around his neck) who seems eager to hand out as many invites as possible.]

dear whoevers reading this,
haus price of goldenrod extends to thee an invitation to her majesty the chloe's Warming of The Haus Party
to be held on the eve of the 31st, or whenever you show up that night idc
she and her people request an offering of your finest booze and/or totally legal substance you otherwise desire
and maybe a toaster, nay, a toaster oven.

please rspv asap or you're totally an asshole

whatever,
chloe of haus price of goldenrod city of the johto region of the pokemon world
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Who: Jolyne, Carly, and Chloe
Where: Chloe's apartment
When: Valentine's Day, y'all
Summary: Two idiots decide to make terrible cocktails and post them on Staryutube, poor Carly is dating them for some reason.
Rating: PG-13 for Jolyne and Chloe's mouths, lbr.

This is going to be a disaster )
Jan. 3rd, 2021 03:56 am

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whats up im chloe im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to adult
i wanna strike it out and get out there, get my own place
maybe not a whole ass house but a modest, humble 1br 1b
ooo with a pool hell yea
anybody know of cheap apartments in goldenrod?
like actually cheap and not fake cheap
u know when places advertize like "affordable studios" but theyre actually still a gazillion bucks a month AND your firstborn probably
not like that
but also not ratty either u feel, i can handle a lil mold but its gotta be classy mold, i gotta get high off it by just takin a whiff otherwise taint fun

for realsies tho
and yknow a gazillion bucks suddenly shrinks when u throw a roomie or two in the mix
rent a whole fuckin penthouse and party 24/7 (except when im at work, if ur reading this boss)

do u think shitty credit from home applies here too?
god thatd suck big fat ones
worst comes to worst, anybody wanna be my cosigner? im good for it. mostly
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Who: Kirishima & Open!

Where: Goldenrod. Specifically: Some rando department store that sells hair dye, Holiday Market, National Park, and some rando restaurant/dive bar.

When: Early December to just short of Xmas

Summary: Being a mess, asking for shopping advice, trying to catch a bug in winter, and being a waiter, respectively.

Rating: PG-13 for possibly language and mentions of violence? For now.

Log:

Where there's a will, there's a way... or a disaster about to happen. )
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[Chloe has found herself in a bit of a pickle. On one hand, she's got a job and that's great. On the other, she hasn't started said job yet and the only thing she has are the grody clothes she woke up in and no money. Sure she could ask Grandpa for some money, but she's far too prideful for that. Instead, she confiscated Munchies' piggy bank with the promise that she'd take him to an all you can eat buffet once a day for a week straight when she starts getting paid.

But it's still not enough to buy a new outfit, so desperate times call for desperate measures.

Chloe is sitting at a little stand she'd make out of cardboard and desperation, with a few upside down cups that she's quickly shuffling around as a kid stares at her in anticipation.]


Alright, kiddo. Which one?

[The kid picks up one of the cups, revealing the coin she'd placed underneath. Chloe's mouth falls open, having been hella sure that she would fool him. With a cheeky grin, the kid holds out his hand.

Chloe, grumbling, hands him over a five before he runs away excitedly.]


What the fuck? This was supposed to be eas-

HOLD IT!

[Chloe looks up in time to see a Jenny hurrying towards her, apparently having caught on to what she'd... er, been trying to do. Without giving it a second thought, Chloe tips over her stand entirely, sending cups and coins flying before she bolts.

She takes a few twists, turns and side alleys, before in her haste she rounds a particular corner and she crashes right into someone, sending her to the ground with a loud thud.]


Ugggh...
Read more... )
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[Sylvain's feed clicks on, and thankfully there's a lot less flirtation happening here. He waves his fingers by way of greeting, before leaning forward to address what he's sure are his countless fans. Notably, though, he's sitting outside with nothing more than a t-shirt on.]

I need a little bit of advice. I'm sure everyone's seen how cold it's getting here. Gautier's are bred for the cold, but even we need jackets. [He makes a show of rubbing his arms but... really he doesn't look too bothered.]

Sooo... anyone have any advice on where to find some nice clothes around here?
Dec. 1st, 2020 11:19 pm

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[It's possibly a good thing that Speedwagon has managed to get himself a small apartment in Goldenrod so that he's... not... showing the Rocket base. But as it stands now, he's chilling on what seems to be a patio of some sort, frowning at a rather large braviary that is holding a rather nice leather hat in his beak.

Speedwagon's huffing behind the camera before turning it back around to himself, looking none too pleased with the situation while a salazzle is napping happily in his lap.]


Well, it seems that someone has taken a liking to either this hat or leather, I cannot tell exactly which thing it might be. But either way, Blues is being particularly resistant to letting go of the blasted thing.

[There's a muffled pleased noise from the ridiculous eagle in the background, Speedwagon merely pursing his lips.]

Anyone happen to have an idea of how to get my hat back? I hadn't even a chance to wear the thing yet before my dear feathered friend [Oh, the muted anger there is palpable, oops.] commandeered it. I already tried food, he was having absolutely none of that nonsense.
Dec. 1st, 2020 10:26 pm

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[The video cuts on to reveal a Scrafty proudly standing next to four eggs. The Scrafty is proud. Her trainer is...alarmed.]

How? How did this happen?! Where did--how did?

Where did all of these eggs come from?!

["Scrafty!" boasts the Scrafty as she proudly holds up one of the eggs. Clearly she's going to answer all of Jules's questions. Clearly he's going to miss the point entirely. Clearly he should maybe watch his Pokemon a little more closely in case certain Sylveons are on the prowl. But he doesn't know this. All he can do is panic.]
Dec. 1st, 2020 07:04 pm

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[Guess what moron is chilling in her houseboat on the bed with a sylveon curled up in her lap. It's Jolyne, it's always Jolyne. At least she's wearing a long sleeved shirt and shorts for once.]

'Suuuuup, guys?

Just popping on a sec to announce a little something something 'cause I feel like I guess it's a fun thing to talk about? Fuck if I know.

[She's shifting around a little with a grin for a moment, ignoring the whine from Demon in her lap.]

So you remember that whole weird weekend shit we had a bit ago? Yeah. I'm surprised I kept shit quiet for as long as I have buuuuut I guess it's 'bout time to say something. During that whole fiasco I fiiiiiinally proposed. [Her voice is being restrained, very clearly trying to remain calm despite the fact she wants to act a hell of a lot more excited.]

So I guess that's cool? Honestly, I think it took this long for my eardrums to go back to normal after Carly broke 'em when I asked. [There it is, there's the break in the stoic exterior and she's actually smiling for once and letting her tone pitch a bit to properly show her excitement.]

Dunno when we're gonna do the whole thing, but we got time to figure all that out. But any suggestions would be pretty damn cool if anyone's got 'em. Thanks~
Nov. 29th, 2020 10:15 pm

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c. price. still on patrol.

[She doesn't expect that to mean anything to anyone except for one person. If he's out there- good. great. that would be totally amazeballs. But she has no idea how long it's been since she's been here last, it could be a whole new generation of... well. everyone.

Chloe really hopes that isn't the case. It's twisting her stomach into knots just thinking about it. If he isn't here, it means Munchies isn't either. Or... if he is, she wouldn't know where to begin looking for her big tub o' lard.]


u ever just take a nap and wake up and its like 100 years have passed
i should definitely be way more hungover for how long i mighta been out
what year is it

more important question
my bird keeps hitting me with celery n he wont stop
what do??
Jun. 25th, 2018 12:48 pm

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So, uh. I'm back in Blackthorn for a little while and I've been thinking about something for a couple days that I'm... not entirely sure of.

Has anyone released their Pokemon back to the wild before? Or gave them the chance to leave if they wanted? And if|


I've noticed some of my Pokemon have been, er... getting a little reluctant to do anything or they seem really restless no matter what I do, and one has been wandering off a lot up here in the mountains. It took me almost the entire day to find him again and that was even after I was getting help from a woman up here. It's... almost as if he doesn't have any interest in staying with me anymore, so...








What's the right way to do that? To let them go, I mean. I don't want to force him to stay if he's unhappy.
Jun. 14th, 2018 10:30 pm

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[It's been a while since Shiro made a video post. A really long time. And, it's likely, this one was meant to be something informative. Like his usual posts are. Or something trying to ask a question.]

[Literally anything but what shows up.]

[What shows up is a Furret. Wrapped liberally around someone's head like some kind of sentient scarf. It's... sort of unclear who exactly this is, except for the eyes peering through the Furret's coils.]

[One of them is twitching.]

[This probably wouldn't be recorded if it weren't for Shiro's Gallade, who takes this opportunity to peek on camera, laughing and pointing. Can you get a load of this? Blue seems to ask. He's so busy giggling, he doesn't notice his trainer starting to firmly (and gently) unwind the creature from around his face. Attempting to set it down. He gets one loop off, another tightens up. ... None of them are aware of the yellow eyes watching from a nearby tree.]

[Finally, Shiro manages to get it off, trying to st it on the ground yet again. The Furret just jumps back up. Wraps around his face.]

[And Shiro's yell of frustration is muffled by the very, very pleased Furret coils.]
Jun. 12th, 2018 04:55 pm

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[Well she managed to get the not pip-boy to work so that's a plus. Especially since it seems to have forms of communication.. Even....a video. Oh that's new. Hey wasteland, I mean pokemon world, have a women in glasses with some serious scarring on her face, wearing a coast guard hat and dressed in what looks like a detective's trench coat. Fashion of the future!]

Hello? I think I have this working. My name's Kim Nguyen and while whoever kidnapped me was nice enough to provide a little guide and weird mutated creature that I'm still not sure isn't some sort of sentient, jelly like, mutated food product, I still have a few questions.

Probably the obvious one but I'll start with that. Is there anyway to get back home? I'll take anything from directions, to vague rumours, to this is impossibly dangerous don't try it. I don't care. I have a kid back there and while he's probably as safe as you can be in the Commonwealth, being in one of the settlements. That's still not very safe in the grand  scheme of things. I need to go back.

Right, second question. Might sound stranger, since everything here looks ....alive and not wasteland-ish. Is anything irradiated here? Food, water, weather...animals? I'd check myself but apparently the people who kidnapped me also saw fit to steal and replace almost all my stuff so my pip-boy and its geiger counter are gone. And like I said, so is everything else I had in my own bag. So I don't have any rad-away if there is radiation. And I really, really don't want to get radiation sickness again. 
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[Harry is outside in Pallet Town. There's a giant fluffy owl bird/Togekiss behind him. She seems proud.]

I have to say it's been interesting to travel to places that you couldn't get to the last time I was here. I'm looking forwardto seeing what else is out here.

I was here for three years before going back for...well I'm not sure but it was a few years here. And in the three years. I never once fought a gym battle. Just wasn't something I was interested in, I suppose.

Well I can cross that one off the list now. Three plus years later, I got the badge from Violet City. I suppose that means my daughter will be trying to get me to learn to fly at some point.

[Lisa the Togekiss, seems to agree to that.]

I'm curious though. Pokemon battling is such a huge custom here. Are there any people who are finding other things to do here rather then battle? 

I've been writing a bit but that's what I mostly did when I was here last time. Sadly everything I wrote last time vanished with me and didn't come back, which is probably why it's been taking me longer to get back into it.

[Action: Locked to Lust]

I asked around, and I think I found some directions to where the music man is.
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[Sent at 14:27.]

How many people are training a Yungoos out there? Are they supposed to enjoy ripping up clothes? Is this some species-wide quirk no one warned me about? Help, I think the cashier saw everything.


[Sent at 14:32.]

False alarm. Turns out they received new cut out jeans yesterday and a pair fell on Sniffy's head. We're good.


[Sent at 14:34, with a photo of this garment attached.]

What the hell. WHAT. THE. HELL.
May. 23rd, 2018 09:02 pm

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[You know when you open your camera and it's front facing and you get a glimpse of yourself and you're super ugly and double chin-ing all up ins? That's how this video starts off. Chloe mumbles 'yikes' under her breath and flips it arounds aaaand-

There he is, there's the boy.

Munchies is sitting against a tree, shades on, a feast of various snacks laid out on his belly. On his left is J, the Exeggutor, fanning him with one of her leaves. On his right is Spook, her Duskull, a leaf fan in one hand and a glass of juice in the other and he's fanning Munchies as well.]


Look at this brat. Look at this lazy, spoiled, level 100 piece of shit.

[She doesn't sound condescending or mean-spirited at all- in fact, she sounds super proud.

Spook takes the soda, complete with a lil umbrella, and reaches forward to press the straw up to Munchies lips. Nothing... nothing happens. Spook seems particularly determined and all but shoves the straw in Munchies' mouth- and only then does Munchies let out a snore. Spook seems unphased and J seems to realize she can stop fanning and lumbers off to go be a tree somewhere else.]


That's right! I told him if he reached level 100, I'd treat him like a king for a day, so. Boom. It took me a hella long time but we did it! I'm so stoked!

[And she flips it back to the front facing camera, now with better angles and less chin.]

So now I'm feelin' curious and sentimental, what about you guys? Who was your first level 100 and what was that like? I bet there are some wild stories floating around out there.

[Suddenly there's a crash behind her and she turns to see that Munchies, in his sleep, rolled over and all the snacks on his belly are all over the ground. She doesn't know where he came from (wasn't he in the PC??) but Crunchies, her Sableye, appears in the middle of the pile and begins crunching loudly on a bag of chips.]

Crunchies what the fuck, I thought I put you away-?

[The video cuts off with that confused and vaguely alarmed question.]
May. 21st, 2018 10:15 am

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So I've been pretty quiet since prom, but that's because I've been busy.

[Korra's by the beach, clearly back in the islands. She's sitting on the grass and the beach and ocean can be seen a bit behind her in the distance. She stands up, 'Gear in hand, fat Pikachus rolling away from her, and turns with a grin.]

[The screen shows a ridiculously small house. It's taken a lot of soul searching and a lot of pondering good points made by friends, but she's been comfortably settling into an actual life in this world over the last few months. Complete with a place to live that is an actual house with amenities and the intent to be a home.]


So...I kind of live on Three Island now. I've got a house! Well, technically it's a shed, but now it's a house! Don't congratulate me, all I did was the grunt work, Botan actually made it look cute. She's like an expert at that kind of stuff. And I don't need much space, there's lots of outside space for training and my Pokemon. Plus...ocean views. And it has electricity and running water!

...my other place doesn't, which is why I mention it.

My other place is a hut I built in the woods.

Anyway, if you're visiting the island - or also live here because I think some people do? - you should stop by.

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