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victory_road2021-01-06 09:57 pm
tokenelfcharacter) wrote in victory_road2021-01-06 09:57 pm
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video; some unknown woods
- Yes, record this. It can be used to track them, later.
[Well, it'd help if the camera weren't aimed at the ground. But no. It is. And all that's audible is Runaan's voice. Occasionally there's a glimpse of avian feet - Corvisquire, dutifully following the assassin. Other voices are audible, as they walk. Two other unknown voices. Reciting something... dramatically...]
This week on Electabuzzfeed Unsolved, we investigate the Ilex Forest, aka Gogoatman's Thicket, as part of our ongoing investigation into the question... are there unknown pokemon... among us?
Nah.
Dude I didn't even - we saw Mothiman last week-
Swamp gas.
[A wheezing sound.] Oh my god.
[Runaan's voice can be heard now, as the camera lifts up over some bushes - displaying two figures at the edge of the forest. Talking into a camera of their own. One is fairly tall, wearing plaid, deadpan, and shaking his head. The other is smaller, and looks extremely earnest about the whole thing. They keep talking. Something about evidence and people seeing a horned figure - ]
[The elf's chin comes into view then, speaking to his Corvisquire.]
How do they keep finding us? No one should be able to follow our trail. We've left none.
[Raspy cawing in answer.]
No, I've no idea what they speak of. A... Gogoat man? What manner of creature is that?
[Says the elf with the homemade horns woven into his hair.]
[Back to the humans. Despite the chill in the air, they seem pretty lively. The tall one even climbing up onto a nearby stump and shouting:]
Gogoatman! I'm dancing on your stump! It's my forest now, Gogoatman! Look at how I dance on it - I disrespect your forest, Gogoatman!
Arceus f-
[The unprintable word cuts off as Runaan whips his head around to Corvisquire. Appalled. The pokemon can really just shrug.]
What sort of human nonsense is this? How do we chase them off if we cannot kill them!
(( ooc: thanks snorunt fortunes! Runaan is now being stalked bycryptid legendary pokemon hunters! ))
[Well, it'd help if the camera weren't aimed at the ground. But no. It is. And all that's audible is Runaan's voice. Occasionally there's a glimpse of avian feet - Corvisquire, dutifully following the assassin. Other voices are audible, as they walk. Two other unknown voices. Reciting something... dramatically...]
This week on Electabuzzfeed Unsolved, we investigate the Ilex Forest, aka Gogoatman's Thicket, as part of our ongoing investigation into the question... are there unknown pokemon... among us?
Nah.
Dude I didn't even - we saw Mothiman last week-
Swamp gas.
[A wheezing sound.] Oh my god.
[Runaan's voice can be heard now, as the camera lifts up over some bushes - displaying two figures at the edge of the forest. Talking into a camera of their own. One is fairly tall, wearing plaid, deadpan, and shaking his head. The other is smaller, and looks extremely earnest about the whole thing. They keep talking. Something about evidence and people seeing a horned figure - ]
[The elf's chin comes into view then, speaking to his Corvisquire.]
How do they keep finding us? No one should be able to follow our trail. We've left none.
[Raspy cawing in answer.]
No, I've no idea what they speak of. A... Gogoat man? What manner of creature is that?
[Says the elf with the homemade horns woven into his hair.]
[Back to the humans. Despite the chill in the air, they seem pretty lively. The tall one even climbing up onto a nearby stump and shouting:]
Gogoatman! I'm dancing on your stump! It's my forest now, Gogoatman! Look at how I dance on it - I disrespect your forest, Gogoatman!
Arceus f-
[The unprintable word cuts off as Runaan whips his head around to Corvisquire. Appalled. The pokemon can really just shrug.]
What sort of human nonsense is this? How do we chase them off if we cannot kill them!
(( ooc: thanks snorunt fortunes! Runaan is now being stalked by
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I mean, different worlds, different circumstances.
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I simply do not care.