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Jaskier ♫ The Sandpiper ([personal profile] rollstoseduce) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2021-02-13 09:19 pm

Anon Text | Mingle

[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.


[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))
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[personal profile] brokencode 2021-02-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you.

[Angel reaches up to hold his sweet face. And then, after being overwhlemed by how forward that was, settles for lightly smooshing his cheeks together.]

How could anyone not find you attractive, Armin?
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[personal profile] schachmeister 2021-02-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes flick away and he shrugs, trying to look casual. Or as casual as one can while their cheeks are getting smushed.]

It's fine. I know I'm too short and skinny and not particularly guyish looking. It's just what it is.
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[personal profile] brokencode 2021-02-14 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Angel huffs. She shifts from smooshing the cheeks to pinching them.]

You're taller than me, so that doesn't count. And I don't know what your size around the waist has to do with anything. You're perfectly handsome and yes, very much hot. And unless you are going to call me, your girlfriend, a liar, you are going to have to agree with me.

[She releases his cheeks in favor of booping him on the nose.]
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[personal profile] schachmeister 2021-02-14 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[All this cheek abuse!

Armin flushes to hear Angel call him hot and handsome in such a decisive manner. It is really not something he can see himself being, but he is hardly going to argue with her. His cheeks probably wouldn't be able to take it.

Plus, well, it is nice to hear Angel say those things about him. However unbelievable they might be.]


Thank you. You are-- I really don't know what I did to deserve you. Which is not how it works, I know, but--

[Feelings!]

I love you.
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[personal profile] brokencode 2021-02-14 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to start listing all of the wonderful things you've done in life? Do you think that might make you feel deserving? [She blinks, the picture of innocence. As if she hadn't committed cheek crimes only seconds earlier.]

I can, if you would like. I have a lot of time on my hands right now.
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[personal profile] schachmeister 2021-02-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Objection, this innocence feels dangerous. Very dangerous.]

No, no, I'll behave.

[Being sat there and praised? All that positive feedback? Have mercy, no. He'd probably die from embarrassment.]