Anon Text | Mingle

[rollstoseduce]

[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.

[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))

Comments

[anon text]

[sharddrive]

this seems like a fantastic idea with absolutely no downsides and you should definitely do it all the time

anyone that says otherwise is clearly just jealous they didn't think of it first, don't listen to the haters

[anon text]

[rollstoseduce]

You're correct, it's a fantastic idea! Thank you for using your precious time to endorse it.

[See, Jaskier can be a sarcastic little shit too.]

User: Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd

[nastyboy]

[This is, according to the logged in Gear name, from Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.]

[The picture is of a Raticate.]

[Those who pay attention to Dimitri's immense rat appreciation that Johto has cultivated, or who spoke with him at the cooking contest, may recognize Hob. It helps that her fur is a little less prone to bushiness than some of his others, a fact that is made all the more obvious whenever she stands next to Cofgodas. You know. The fluffiest Raticate to ever exist.]

[Also she's wearing the same glittery bows she wore during the contest.]

[Look at the way her fur has been brushed. Take in how the light catches the glitter of her bows where they lay on her tail, along one ear, and all along her side. That demure little turn as she looks over her shoulder, tail curled just so. She has one paw raised upwards, as if beckoning the viewer to come follow.]

[There's a caption.]

msut saimpres lksjfgril

ahsoti oasrn ot

[cyan_maid]

[HAHA AW JANE KNOWS WHO THIS IS]

Certainly the most lovely Raticate I have ever seen! If I too were a Raticate, I would be smitten!

text; grandpa doesn't know how to anon.

[schachmeister]

Is this really the best use of the network? There are children on here too. Shouldn't this sort of thing happen somewhere more private?

[Logged in, Sorry Armin he doesn't care if you didn't post anything]

[gautsome]

Not.

[Text, logged in]

[strings_theory]

Y'all a bunch of nerds, lemme show you how to do this shit~

[Attached are three photos. Photo one is pretty simple, photo two at least is a little more interesting.

Now photo three is where she gets ridiculous and it's bordering on not safe for work but it's not actually showing anything. Here's photo three.]

lmfao, I do offer my services in beating the shit out of people if they're into that, I guess.

[logged in]

[rollstoseduce]

Strength and curves, with a touch of straightforwardness - definitely a yes!

User: gutsyGumshoe

[cyan_maid]

[Oh, why not, this seems like a harmless enough game. What's the worst that could happen?

Jane posts a picture of herself, no words. There's definitely actually the top of an Audino's head in the corner as well, since Dinah is always up in her business. It's just for fun, right?]

[gautsome]

[Guess who's logging in with absolutely zero shame whatsoever.]

Hot ;)

[Logged in]

[gautsome]

[Like Sylvain is going to miss out on an opportunity to post pictures of himself for appraisal?

Everyone should be grateful that he's at least... mostly clothed. Like, it's beach wear (why do you even have that in the middle of winter, bud), but he's still decent. He also includes some armored up pictures. You know. For variety!]

logged in

[ohmylord]

reely nice swimsute pic!

[Anon]

[rollstoseduce]

[Since Armin is being such a stick in the mud, Jaskier goes ahead and posts a screenshot from his cow video for him. Look, it's not exactly a flattering picture, but at least it's not an ugly one either?]

[Anon]

[spacebaloney]

5
nice hair but he ashy


[Lance... you know that basically broadcasts who you are, right?]

» text | logged in because technology still mostly eludes her

[lordofthefries]

[Sasha has no idea why she's doing this, but boredom has driven her to do odd things lately. And it's for lonely people, this person said so!

Here she goes, a photo of her clad in cold weather gear and if one looks closely, there's the spiky top of a Togepi sticking out of her open bag. Nothing to lose here anyway.]

[Anon because she's a butt]

[strings_theory]

Super cute~

[SHE'S NOT LETTING YOU GET DOWN ON YOURSELF, SASHA.]

[Anon]

[brokencode]

[Someone is feeling a little bold. One single picture is posted, completely anonymous but... People will probably recognize her based on the tattoos alone.

That's fine.]

logged in

[ohmylord]

yor haer is SUPER punk rokk :D

anon | text by a Gallade

[shiro2hero]

[Well well well! What a perfect way to make the pokemon team's sad trainer feel better! Right? Right...? Okay, maybe not but when has that ever stopped Blue?]

[Never, that's when.]

[So please enjoy all of these very candid photos of Blue the Gallade's sad trainer.]

;) ;) ;)

anon

[fingersandteeth]

Very nice muscules.

» logged in

[spacebaloney]

[Lance may be married, but his ego still needs a stroke every now and then from a non-gremlin person. Besides, this picture clearly says no one can break his overinflated sense of confidence.

He's owning these good looks. Who would want to be anon when they're this handsome?]

[Anon lmfao]

[strings_theory]

Garbage shirt, garbage shades.

0/10, try harder~

{LOGGED IN}

[sassymaru]

[Mostly because Shadowmaru thinks this is adorable...]

[And because he thinks he's beautiful.]

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

I'm...not sure if I'm qualified to judge on a non-human scale, but I can definitely say the attitude speaks to me.

[logged in]

[fearinahandfulof]

There's a specific day for courtship here?

[anon]

[rollstoseduce]

It is not the only day you're allowed to court someone, if that's what you're wondering. It's a celebration of love! Many a person just think initiating courting on this day makes it extra special.

ANON AS HECK

[ohmylord]

[Claudia knows that Shinobu isn't the type to take part in this meme himself. However, she also knows that he's objectively gorgeous. Sure, he's basically an older brother figure to her now and she'd never actually date him, but she still has eyes.

So because Shinobu isn't going to post for himself, Claudia will just post pictures for him.]

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Hot! The understated stylishness is stunning.

[ logged in ]

[philoxenia]

[ Mira usually wouldn't do something like this herself, which is why her Hattrem takes it upon herself to post a couple of pictures of her trainer. She's helping! ]

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Ah, hot really seems too coarse a word! This is a woman of class. The perfect accent of that earring can't be overstated.

Logged in

[freckledarcher]

Ashe has heard about this day, it sounded like it was fun to celebrate love and being together!

Have a picture of what he normal wears now that he's here and one of during tea time

logged in

[ohmylord]

nise smile :D

logged in

[ohmylord]

[Claudia has never done a hot or not before, but she's very into the concept. So she's going to look through the images stored on her pokegear and find some particularly good ones.

Like this one. And this one. And this one!]

;)

[(Yes, someone taught the girl from the pre-web days how to do smilies.)

... and yes, we know she's in high school, but posting to this is something she would do, unfortunately. We're sorry.]

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Okay, definitely too young for me, so saying 'hot' would feel weird, so would 'charming and fashionable' be an acceptable alternate verdict?

[logged in]

[rollstoseduce]

[You know what they say, kids: introverts don't make friends, they get adopted by extroverts.

And this extrovert is trying to improve his introverted best friend's self-esteem, so here he is posting for him. For those of you who are canon blind, here are some references: one - two - three (a man's bare chest in the bathtub, so slightly nsfw?). White hair, yellow eyes, very big muscles. What Jaskier posts, however, is the following:

1. A video of Geralt brushing Roach the Mudbray and Limelight the Galarian Ponyta while talking to them, telling them the truth about the vampire song Jaskier uploaded to Staryutube, since apparently the bard embellished the hell out of the story. Afterward, he even runs around with them! (Any similarities to a certain scene from a certain famous movie is a coincidence.)

2. A very short video of Geralt playing with his dogs (Lambert the Midnight Lycanroc and Eskel the Houndoom). There's even roughhousing! Amazing!

3. A candid picture of Geralt at the beach. He's wearing a black swimsuit and a rash guard, but some scars are still visible. His feet are in the water and he's looking down at a bunch of Luvdisc that stare right back at him. The sunset gives the whole thing a very nice, warm light.

And of course, a short message from Jaskier.]

Behold, travelers! A man that won't understand he doesn't look as unsightly as he thinks he does. Help me improve his self-esteem, if you will.

logged in this time

[fingersandteeth]

Your friend Geralt is furthest thing from unsightly, Jaskier.

[logged in]

[insidegalra]

[Just one picture]

I've been informed that this is something we both must watch. The rest of the photos are mine, however.

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Oh, definitely hot! He's got a great smile. Love the relaxed attitude, too.

logged in

[fingersandteeth]

You get *one*.

[And posting a very nice headshot of the new boyfriend (human form) in return.]

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Hot! And surprisingly fluffy. That amount of facial hair kind of reminds me of the men from my country back home. He'd be a huge hit there.

[logged in]

[rollstoseduce]

[Usually he would be the first one replying to stuff like this, but he's trying to keep the anon mystery here, so he waits until a nice amount of replies are in before posting his own. Jaskier shares three pictures of himself:

1. One of him at a Johto route with the bard clothes he arrived in - pretend that's his ukulele and not his lute. There's an Igglybuff on his lap as well, some people may recognize this picture as the one he used for the banner of his online business card.

2. The other one is a selfie in front of a large mirror that he took right before the contest started, so he's wearing the blue suit he wore then and Regina the Ducklett is on his shoulder, wearing her own cute choker.

3. A selfie he took right after posting this.

As a bonus, he also includes a link to his Staryutube channel, plus a little text message.]

Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.

[gautsome]

stop being unfairly attractive it's illegal

[Anon]

[speedweed]

While it is certainly not the degree of some of the others here (as far as wearing little clothing and the like!), these two do paint a lovely and adorable picture, no?

[He's super obvious. But he's got at least one picture attached. Which is all you can ask of him with this ridiculous technology.]

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Considering this is obviously a couple, the actual judgments of Hot or Not seem presumptuous to apply, but I think 'adorable' as a verdict is indeed appropriate!

[ANON]

[gautsome]

[A few more pictures go up, completely without commentary. Suspicious!

But wow, look at this handsome devil right here.

Someone (or a few someone's) are very lucky!]

[bestswordmaster]

sylvain.
I know this is you.
I'm going to kill you.
fyi.

logged in [video]

[forsaintcecilia]

[The video comes up on Kazuki from behind, doing something, probably a chore. He's wearing something like this. There's the very edge of a white flipper on camera. His Primarina, Honky Tonk, must be taking this. It makes a watery cry to get it's trainer to turn around.]

Hm? [Tonks nods with the camera and makes a cheese sound. Kazuki smiles on reflex, but it only lasts a couple of seconds. Tonks was Kazuki's starter, and he knows when he's up to something.] Wait, what are you doing?

[The video turns to a chaotic blur as Tonks begins to run away.]

No, Tonks! Stop! Get back here!

[Somehow, this video still ends up posted (obviously), despite Kazuki's best efforts.]

logged in

[ohmylord]

cute n sporty! :D

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

[As it happens, Claude is shameless and has a couple pictures he's happy to post of himself. Would you prefer (technically) canon flavor or fanart flavor?

OOC note: Fanartist is not me, I am just linking directly to them so they get credit.]

logged in

[ohmylord]

nise face even if the beerd makes yu look way older