Anon Text | Mingle

[rollstoseduce]

[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.

[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))

Comments

[angewiesen]

I know the look.

[Please excuse me, Jean feels like explaining himself today.]

I'm in the military. My squad leader, Levi, he basically raised me past the age of fifteen. He's a quiet guy. Really short. Kind of unassuming if you don't look him in the eye. So he doesn't make the same impression your guy does, in that aspect. He likes his horse more than he likes most people too.

He's also the deadliest man in the universe. Even putting slaying Titans like swatting flies aside, he's never, ever hesitated to kill a man when they're in the way of the mission. Even after years under his command, it's something I still have trouble doing. But he never does. There's a rumor I'm pretty sure is true that he's been doing murders for hire since he was a kid, and got recruited because he was so good at it.

I trust Levi with my life. I trust him to make the decisions I can't. To do the things I can't. I also hope that I'm never on the opposite end of his blade, because I would not survive.

There's something about their eyes that's the same. He looks like he's decided a lot of battles himself.

[Basically, Jean saw something in Jeralt he's seen in someone else. Someone that would have been his end if he were on the wrong side of history.]

Still, hot, although he's got to be, like, a hundred years older than me.

[rollstoseduce]

That was surprisingly insightful. And not wrong, I must admit - and I do admit it, because you've earned as such. I also trust Geralt with my life, yet I don't carry the same hopes you do, because I'm not afraid of being on the opposite end of his blade. He'd never hurt me.

Your story is also exceedingly interesting. Would you tell me more about your squad and these "titans" someday?

(By the way, his age is indeed around a hundred years old!)

[angewiesen]

I'm pretty sure if I were suddenly a threat to humanity, Levi would strike me down. But since that's never gonna happen, I'm not worried.

If you want. It's not a fun story. It's mostly about how humans are kind of the worst. But I know the whole tale.

You're kidding, right? People don't live that long.

[rollstoseduce]

The reason why he's lived that long is because he isn't human - or at least he wasn't back in our realm. He's a witcher -an enhanced monster hunter- and after a little over two decades of following him around and documenting his deeds, I promise you I've seen all kinds of not-fun stories about how humans are the real monsters. Your tale shall not scare me, and it can be told over a drink as well. In my experience, ale always helps soften a situation.

I'm Jaskier, by the way. Reknown bard and poet, sometimes breeder. What is the name of my future storyteller?

[angewiesen]

He really does sound like the captain. Tho Levi's not a hundred years old.

It's Jean Kirstein. I'd be happy to take you up on that drink whenever.