Millennial Tree Cookie (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
purifyingroots) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
victory_road2021-02-18 01:07 am
purifyingroots) wrote in victory_road2021-02-18 01:07 am
[video]
[There’s a flicker after the camera starts, someone’s palm passing over the lens as a person who still hasn’t quite gotten used to handling the Gear tries to get it oriented. It settles on Millennial Tree Cookie’s face, perhaps familiar to some, though his long hair is finally braided back rather than completely loose.
He’s just using one hand to hold the Gear (still at a somewhat awkward distance), the other clutching a pair of cards, the design of which may be all too familiar to many viewers.]
I understand some Paliens have been distributing… notes such as these. I could not begin to guess who the thoughts conveyed here came from, so this seemed… the most efficient way to answer the questions therein. And… perhaps this information will hold some interest for others, as well.
To whoever may have wondered, ah… how sentient Cookies eat and drink-- [No hint on his face that he might understand how bizarre that may sound to people who haven’t gotten that particular bit of context already. He just smiles somewhat fondly, like a parent remembering a young child’s antics.] --the answer is, enthusiastically. And they are at little risk of dissolution from fluids, unless they are submerged.
As for… [He shuffles the cards, briefly, frowning down at them with some worry for a moment.] ...Demons. I cannot say I am particularly familiar with such beings, but… [That frown is gone as quickly as it appeared, replaced with a gentle smile.] I am not typically inclined toward hate. And I cannot imagine that one with such concerns as you expressed would be the exception.
That is… all I have to say, unless anyone would like to say or ask anything more.
[And, after a moment of searching for the right button, the video ends.]
He’s just using one hand to hold the Gear (still at a somewhat awkward distance), the other clutching a pair of cards, the design of which may be all too familiar to many viewers.]
I understand some Paliens have been distributing… notes such as these. I could not begin to guess who the thoughts conveyed here came from, so this seemed… the most efficient way to answer the questions therein. And… perhaps this information will hold some interest for others, as well.
To whoever may have wondered, ah… how sentient Cookies eat and drink-- [No hint on his face that he might understand how bizarre that may sound to people who haven’t gotten that particular bit of context already. He just smiles somewhat fondly, like a parent remembering a young child’s antics.] --the answer is, enthusiastically. And they are at little risk of dissolution from fluids, unless they are submerged.
As for… [He shuffles the cards, briefly, frowning down at them with some worry for a moment.] ...Demons. I cannot say I am particularly familiar with such beings, but… [That frown is gone as quickly as it appeared, replaced with a gentle smile.] I am not typically inclined toward hate. And I cannot imagine that one with such concerns as you expressed would be the exception.
That is… all I have to say, unless anyone would like to say or ask anything more.
[And, after a moment of searching for the right button, the video ends.]
[VIDEO] (emporio voice) 'i mean pokemon can be living candy so idk how talking cookies is weirder'
...When you say 'palien', do you mean the pokemon..?
[Somehow everything else did not phase him.]
[VIDEO]
[Okay so he might have gotten some very flawed information...]
no subject
[This is the one thing he's stuck on sir.] I just figured pokemon was what they called the animals...
no subject
[....So yeah, no, Paliens are not even a thing from his world, he just heard the word here, conflated with Pokemon.]
no subject
I see...
...I'll probably just say Pokemon then...I feel like I'll get confused otherwise...
sorry for the wait!
[Yeah no he really just... thinks they're equivalent terms?? Whoops.]
's all good haha
...Who used Palien though? I kind of want to ask about them now...
no subject
[As if most people aren't 'young' to him, but anyway.]
no subject
...I feel like I've heard the name before, but not for someone 'young'...
[A Fatal Misunderstanding.] I guess I'll have to look for him though. Thanks, um...
[........................he never asked for a name...]
no subject
Ah... I have been called the Millennial Tree, so I suppose that will do. [Humans don't append their species to their names the way Cookies do, so...] And you? What is your name?
no subject
Emporio Alniño! It's okay to just use Emporio though if you want.
[Perhaps 'Alniño' is like saying 'Cookie' here?]
no subject
[Which is to say that he can find Dimitri and ask him about the Paliens thing and find out… where that came from.]