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[neverfinishanyth]

What sort of tools would be required to dismantle a pokeball? Has anyone else attempted such a thing? There's nothing quite like this device where I am from, it's very intriguing!

Oh, and one other thing, I almost forgot. Must one battle to obtain their pokemon? Some of them appear quite friendly, so perhaps merely offering them the pokeball would suffice? I'll have to do some studies about this, too….

So much to do, it seems. One hardly knows where to begin!

Comments

[neverfinishanyth]

Surely you aren't being inattentive to your lovers? I imagine it must be difficult balancing their needs.

[bestswordmaster]

not that it's any of your business
but all of us have better things to do than eat every meal together
or go on dates all the time
or whatever it is you think I should be doing.

[neverfinishanyth]

Sex. I'm talking about having sex with your many companions. Otherwise, what makes these men different from other friends?

[bestswordmaster]

{Felix stares at his Gear for a good full five seconds. What the fuck?? His response comes very quickly, though:]

🖕

[neverfinishanyth]

[What does this little picture mean and how does he send one of his own... Aha!]

😇

[bestswordmaster]

[Oh, so he's a little shit just like Jaskier. Except this person isn't Claude's friend, so he doesn't even have to try to be civil. Felix scowls and wishes he'd never tried to be helpful.]

we're done here.

[neverfinishanyth]

[Oh, dear. Did he go too far? Ah, well, he'll apologize later if he really has stepped in it.]