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[hellablue]

[For those around Goldenrod, they might get a very similar in-person invite, hand-drawn by Chloe herself and delivered by an enthusiastic Snorlax (by the name of Munchies, as indicated by a dog tag collar around his neck) who seems eager to hand out as many invites as possible.]

dear whoevers reading this,
haus price of goldenrod extends to thee an invitation to her majesty the chloe's Warming of The Haus Party
to be held on the eve of the 31st, or whenever you show up that night idc
she and her people request an offering of your finest booze and/or totally legal substance you otherwise desire
and maybe a toaster, nay, a toaster oven.

please rspv asap or you're totally an asshole

whatever,
chloe of haus price of goldenrod city of the johto region of the pokemon world

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[strings_theory]

ur a fuckin nerd

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[hellablue]

i cant believe you would talk to her majesty the chloe like this

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[strings_theory]

hey, as far as i'm aware, she likes that kinda shit

[hellablue]

yeah well maybe thou should shut up and not spill her secrets so openly

[strings_theory]

aww, does that mean I'm uninvited?~

[hellablue]

as if u could get out of it so easily girlfriend
u and me both know you're gonna bring the good shit

[strings_theory]

lmfao, you know me too fuckin well at this point

i guuuuuuuess i can maybe keep my mouth shut until either too drunk or too high to keep that remote bit of filter on anymore

sorry not sorry in advance

[hellablue]

iiii trust you
mostly
ish

just dont embrrss me TOO much
thats all i ask
or else ill hold smoochies hostage

[strings_theory]

so mean to hold smoochies from me

is it embarrassing if i somehow end up with my top at some point

because that seems to happen sometimes

[hellablue]

ok but now i kinda wanna get like a smoochum or something and name it smoochies
she'd make a dope sis for munchies

also..... no cuz i mightve promised to flash some sideboob for the sake of gaining attendees
but only maybe

[strings_theory]

... why aren't you getting a smoochum like rn?

so who are you flashing sideboob at and why and do i need to kick their ass and/or show florida tiddy.

[fingersandteeth]

I'll be sure to bring something up, even if I can't stay the whole time.

[hellablue]

dope! it wouldnt be a party without u bossdude



literally, kind of, since u own the place
i hope people like the place
u dont think the elevated bedroom is too much right

[she's asked this at least 7 times already since the beginning of apartment construction]

[fingersandteeth]

No, I think it's cool and modern! People are going to love your apartment, Chloe. I know I do.

[hellablue]

okok
good

anyway
dude im so stoked, this party is gonna be the whole fuckin talk of goldenrod
or at least my friend circle
maybe... think small chloe

[fingersandteeth]

The talk of those of us from other worlds?

THIS IS A SUPER LATE TAG BUT THE WORLD ATE ME PLS 2 B FORGIVING

[spacebaloney]

I'll only come if there's strippers and the promised pool from before.

[Heh, he said come. Gross.]

ITS FINE IM ALWAYS LATE,,

[hellablue]

hey hey hey
hey
listen here bud
since its my housewarming shindig dont u think u should provide some of the entertainment
greedy ass fuckin



MAYBE ill flash some side boob in appreciation but only maybe