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victory_road2021-04-29 05:16 pm
hellablue) wrote in victory_road2021-04-29 05:16 pm
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everybody always talks about their adorable puppers and kawaii kitties but i never see anyone talking about the bad shit
the poke-horror stories
those mons u coveted cuz they sounded precious but ended up bein total fucking nightmares
or pokemon they just str8 up dont trust cuz what idk pokeprejudism or w/e
like mr. mime
those fuckers are just weird ok
my ex's sister had this weird lil cherry looking thing
loved it to death, doted on it, all the gross shit
then one day like a fuckin switch it evolved and from then on it just wanted to kick her ass
it was hilarious tbh but nobody saw that shit comin
i swear to god my old gyarados wouldve sold my soul to satan for a sip of water
so i wanna hear about that kinda shit
the poke-horror stories
those mons u coveted cuz they sounded precious but ended up bein total fucking nightmares
or pokemon they just str8 up dont trust cuz what idk pokeprejudism or w/e
like mr. mime
those fuckers are just weird ok
my ex's sister had this weird lil cherry looking thing
loved it to death, doted on it, all the gross shit
then one day like a fuckin switch it evolved and from then on it just wanted to kick her ass
it was hilarious tbh but nobody saw that shit comin
i swear to god my old gyarados wouldve sold my soul to satan for a sip of water
so i wanna hear about that kinda shit