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[hellablue]

everybody always talks about their adorable puppers and kawaii kitties but i never see anyone talking about the bad shit
the poke-horror stories
those mons u coveted cuz they sounded precious but ended up bein total fucking nightmares
or pokemon they just str8 up dont trust cuz what idk pokeprejudism or w/e
like mr. mime
those fuckers are just weird ok

my ex's sister had this weird lil cherry looking thing
loved it to death, doted on it, all the gross shit
then one day like a fuckin switch it evolved and from then on it just wanted to kick her ass
it was hilarious tbh but nobody saw that shit comin

i swear to god my old gyarados wouldve sold my soul to satan for a sip of water
so i wanna hear about that kinda shit

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[strings_theory]

do I gotta remind you about fuckin' Demon again

because he's named that
for
a
fuckin'
reason

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[necrodentia]

I'm afraid to ask what a Mr. Mime is like...

[ Someone is very new here and suddenly very afraid. ]

[logical_lioness]

My friend had a Ghastly while he was here. Really embarrassing story, but he decided to play a trick on me when we all went to the Ruins of Alph and morphed into an exact copy of my friend.

Long story short, he may have, uh, well....kissed me.

That was really awkward for everyone.

Also I have a Mismagius who decided to buy a pokemon egg without my knowledge using my credit details.

Just be wary of ghost pokemon. And dittos.

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[insidescoop]

Pretty sure if I speak ill of Mimi-chan, he's going to take my soul by force.

No one has seen under the costume, and I think the last time someone tried they woke up at the PokeCenter so haha, whoo! Well!

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[nastyboy]

I am left to wonder if shiny Paliens of a particular color are more prone to anger and murder than others. My boyfriends who have shinies seem to have gotten those who are inclined to decent nature, or are sweet.

Yet I possess two whom are both yellow, and make me wonder if there is something in the blood that causes them to be that way.

Grindy possesses a simple bloodlust, which was well enough before he evolved, but I wonder about Burry, who is a Pineco.

[If he had a nickle for every time a yellow Shiny Pokemon had anger problems... He'd have ten cents, but it's weird that it happened twice]

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, there's always Penny, my Drifblim, who keeps trying to kidnap any eggs in her vicinity. As much as I prefer having my pokemon out of the computer whenever possible, I really do have to stick her in there whenever we have eggs.

[uncutetomboy]

q-no my quagsire is just awful
he's v stupid and i caught him because he broke into my room in the cherrygrove inn!!!!
and then i had to fix the screen i broke kicking him through

[pinkxeno]

whats a mr mime??

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[scourgingstars]

My horse wants to kill me. That counts, does it not?

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[captainash]

My Purugly, Hellspawn, earned her name at exactly 32 seconds old, when she decided to celebrate her hatching by clawing out eyes.

[fearinahandfulof]

Other pokemon are often terrified of my Skitty. I'm not sure why, but I don't really question it anymore.