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[ The video feed is definitely coming on with Bakugou trying to shove a Frosmoth away. Like outside away. ]

YOU'RE RIGHT TO BE INSIDE WITH EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN REVOKED!

[ Because if someone were to look around, they'd see a rather distressed Scolipede and Vulcarona off to the side with a neat and tidy little pile of eggs. ]

THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAULT! SHITTY HAIR NEEDS TO KEEP A TIGHTER LEASH ON YOU!

[ Of course the Frosmoth isn't the only issue. There are far more eggs there than what the bugs could produce on their own... So where did they all come from!? ]

AND YOU OUT THERE! TAKE THIS SHIT OFF OF MY HANDS!

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[What in the world is--...oh. Oh my god.

Ochako snorts, so loud it actually hurts a little bit, then begins to absolutely crack up laughing and giggling to the point where little tears bead in the corners of her eyes.]

HAHAHA!! CONGRATULATIONS, BAKUGOU-KUUUN~! YOU REALLY ARE A GRANDPA NOW!!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU ANYTHING ROUND FACE!

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[She just grins.]

What sorts of eggs did you get, anyway?! Can I have one, if you're giving them away?!

[DO ANY OF THEM CONTAIN THE SWEET PRECIOUS FUZZY BABY THAT RIBBONS IS?? +__+ Though, really, Ochako will probably take most of the cute babies...she's easy like that.]

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BUGS! A HELLUVA LOT OF BUGS FROM THE LOOKS OF IT BECAUSE SHITTY HAIR'S SHITTY MOTH CAN'T KEEP HIS JUNK TO HIMSELF!

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Bugs? [The disappointment is evident in Ochako's voice. She's...not exactly a fan of bugs, really. And even more ever since Jirou's ASSAULT on poor Present Mic, but--] I-I mean...that white, fuzzy moth before was kind of pretty, I guess. I guess I could take one.

Yoooouu....don't have any that are the kind that Ribbichan is? [Finger poke. LOOK. SHE WANTS AN EEVEE. SHE WANTS AN EEVEE SO BAD.]

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If there is one you can have it. I don't really give a -

[ At the sound of her name you know who is going to pop up? Ribbons. That's who. Although she's not really an Eevee anymore? Ochako probably hasn't seen her in her Sylveon state yet...

But she's still poking her head up to say hi! ]

Get the fuck down.

[ Spoilers: Her little ear ribbons as an Eevee have been transferred to her tail. ]

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[Lol bye, Bakugou, the moment that Ochako sees that precious sweet angel child, you are kicked to the curb in terms of conversation. Outmatched by a fairy dogfox...cat...thing.]

UWAAH!! HI, RIBBICHAAAA--eh?

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Ehh...you look different now.

[Howmst the fuck? Ochako tilts her head left and right, trying to get a better look at the now Sylveon. None of her own Pokemon have hit a level in which they've yet evolved (though a few are very close), and her concept of 'evolution' from the guidebook is, uh...very different. Ochako's still not yet acclimated to how this world really works, and fits in the oddities with her own scope of knowledge, which...doesn't fit into this world that, in her logical mind, makes fucking zero sense sometimes.

Still. Cute and now very pink child in front of her. So--]

You're still so pretty and cute though, ehehe!! I see you got some new ribbons, too. They're so nice! Is Bakugou-kun still taking good care of you? Is that why you look different now? I bet he spoils you like crazy when no one's looking.

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Of course she looks different. She ended up evolving around the twentieth of last month.

[ His birthday, of course. What are the chances? High, more or less. A gift that Bakugou had received had been passed onto Ribbons and she had liked them so much that, well. Here we go. One Eevee that is now a pretty little Sylveon.

One that's wiggling her little ribbons for all to see. She coos right back at Ochako as if to say "affirmative!"

But then Bakugou's trying to shove her out of sight again. ]

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Evolv--OH!! [Ochako perks up and looks a mix of delighted and horrified.] I can't believe I missed your birthday!! I'm so sorry, Bakugou-kun!! Mmh..at least you got a super nice present from Ribbichan...

[She still doesn't really get the concept of evolution, considering none of Ochako's Pokemon have evolved just yet, though some are very, very close to. Literally a level away. But she'll understand, maybe, when it happens. For now, Ochako just snickers at the two cuties in front of her and grins wide.]

Eeeh...I always knew Bakugou had a secret soft side. It's why everyone likes him. Even when he acts so mean.

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The hell does that matter?

[ His birthday isn't that big of a deal. And prom was... Well that had been a thing. A thing that's better left not touched and it happened right before his birthday. So the two are kind of linked at the moment.

Besides. There's something more important being hinted at here that he needs to correct! ]

I'M NOT SOFT!

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Bugs and bats!

[ Kirishima bites his lower lip and looks sidelong at Bakugou, obviously doing his best and failing pretty badly at trying not to laugh. ]

Though um-- [ A poorly concealed chuckle trying to be a clearing of his throat. ] If you do take the Snom egg you're gonna have to feed it a lot of ice or ice cream, okay? It's starting to get hot outside.

[ Although it does seem to be snowing through the bright spring sunshine in the sliver of window the camera picks up; that's the talent of a grown, amorous Frosmoth ejected from the house for you. ]

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[Bugs and bats...oh! Like that screeching hellion that Kirishima was riding when she first arrived here. It's not like Ochako wouldn't adore and properly take care of anything a friend gave her, but...well, she's not quite sure how much she wants to deal with a big thing like that. Plus, Ochako already said she'd take the bug.]

Snom? Is that what that pretty moth thing was? [Though, don't moths com from like...caterpillars or something? Is this egg going to hatch into a caterpillar? It'd make sense.] Eeh, wait--um. Don't bugs not like the cold?

[Ochako...may not be as well versed in types as most. She read the guide, k-kind of, but there was a lot of information to cover and she's only maybe average intelligence, let's be honest. It's gonna take more than two weeks for her to memorize everything, let alone put it into practice.]

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[ No one can blame Ochako for being turned off of Noiverns by Jack; she is a handful and barely listens to even Kirishima. ]

Snom's an Ice bug Pokemon. Sounds kinda weird, but it's true.

[ Kirishima rubs his nape and points back over his shoulder towards the window. ]

And it'll evolve into Frosmoth if you give it enough time and attention. When I got the dad of these eggs- [ His cheeks might be tinting a little. ] he was pretty much inhaling snow in the park. If you wanna put it another way, Bakugou and I got this house for the winter and we never had to shovel any snow!

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[Ice...bug. Huh. Ochako blinks, slowly, and tilts her head a little to try and look past her friend's shoulder to the outside window where his Pokemon was banished to. This place is weird, truly, but the frosty moth is really, really pretty... Ochako wagers it'd be okay to have one, even if she's not a huge fan of bugs.

...Wait, what. There is so much to unpack there, hold up.]

UEEH?! IT EATS THAT MUCH?! [Holy shit, how is she going to feed this child when it hatches... Hopefully the trainers along the routes will rebattle her a few times and she can steal their money earn some cash that way. But also--] AND YOU TWO HAVE A HOUSE?!

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[ The Frosmoth in turn flaps powdered snow all over Katsuki in protest, possibly partially burying the teenager in the fluffy, white ruff on his chest. Unhand him, you brigand! You can't stop the beauty of love (for multiple partners)!

Somewhere in the background, there's the sound of a door being kicked open. ]

THERE WERE MORE IN THE CLOSET!

[ Kirishima comes into view behind Bakugou, holding three more eggs in his arms, these ones a purple and black color with what look like purple hearts. ]

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[ Bakugou pauses in his shoving of the stupid ice bug. He doesn't care if he gets powder snowed or dusted or what the fuck ever. The blonde is definitely not giving into the damn thing's needs any longer! ]

There were...

[ More!? THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN MORE? ]

Haaaaaa!?

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[ Oh crap... Bakugou's stress levels look like they're going so high he's about to ascend. Kirishima knows this and yet a helpless little chuckle has already fallen out of him. ]

I figured I'd check around just in case and they almost fell on me! Guess Jack and Bats had another prank to pull...

[ During the distraction, the icy moth decides to dip out of the door. It's fine, there's windows so the household can watch his reassuring flight for his now star-crossed beloved(s). Apparently there is zero shame in Yukishima's game. ]

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[ DAMN RIGHT HE IS ABOUT TO ASCEND. ALL THESE POKEMON GETTING IT ON BEHIND THEIR BACKS!? IT'S DISRESPECTFUL!? THEY ALL NEED TO BE TAUGHT ANOTHER LESSON!? ]

They. Did. What!?

[ WTF. WHY ARE ALL THEIR POKEMON ALL OF THE SUDDENLY FRISKY!? ]

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[ Maybe this is what they get for stopping by the place in Goldenrod and letting them all out... Maybe it's just the season. Honestly who knows how or for how long the Noiverns hid these away. ]

I DON'T KNOW! [ He deposits the eggs down gently on the sofa in spite of logically knowing they're practically indestructible. ] But this at least has to be the last of 'em! Unless there's some up on the roof! Haven't checked there yet.

[ Kirishima's joking... he thinks. ]

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[ Look, Bakugou isn't going to blame it on that. They all needed a break and to stretch their limbs. That's honestly why the blonde suggests that they break up their travels and stay a place for a bit. They have a lot of Pokemon to spread attention between.

Now he watches Eijiro fuss about. The roof? What would there be -

Bakugou's blood suddenly runs cold. ]

Corviknight and Hot Wings have been up there a lot.

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Well yeah, because they're birds. You don't really think...?

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HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

[ He couldn't even figure out that they were all getting it on from the start! How could Bakugou possibly know if his birds are laying eggs too!? ]

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ASK SOMEONE TO LOOK??

[ Oh no, the feedback loop of yelling is starting. ]

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SO YOU GO LOOK YOU DAMN MONKEY!

[ He's got all these eggs to scoop up! ]