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[ The video feed is definitely coming on with Bakugou trying to shove a Frosmoth away. Like outside away. ]

YOU'RE RIGHT TO BE INSIDE WITH EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN REVOKED!

[ Because if someone were to look around, they'd see a rather distressed Scolipede and Vulcarona off to the side with a neat and tidy little pile of eggs. ]

THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAULT! SHITTY HAIR NEEDS TO KEEP A TIGHTER LEASH ON YOU!

[ Of course the Frosmoth isn't the only issue. There are far more eggs there than what the bugs could produce on their own... So where did they all come from!? ]

AND YOU OUT THERE! TAKE THIS SHIT OFF OF MY HANDS!

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ASK SOMEONE TO LOOK??

[ Oh no, the feedback loop of yelling is starting. ]

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SO YOU GO LOOK YOU DAMN MONKEY!

[ He's got all these eggs to scoop up! ]

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MONKEY? YOU'RE THE ACROBAT!

[ Scoop them up? They're fine where they are! You just don't want to look, do you?

Still, Kirishima heads over to open the window. You know, where his Frosmoth is currently outside making a tiny blizzard around their place in spring. ]

Yo! Yukishima! Can you go see if there are eggs on the roof?

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[ No, he's talking about all of the bug eggs! Moving them onto the couch so they can rightfully see what all they have. Just what the hell...

Bakugou looks over his shoulder to Kirishima talking to the ice bug. ]

That thing's not allowed near any female in his egg group again.

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[ Kirishima half-turns his own face back towards Bakugou and there's perhaps a splash of extra color on the visible cheek. ]

Have you seen your 'females in his egg group'? You act like he's the only one--

[ Suddenly, Kirishima stops and leans a bit further out of the window. ]

No way...

[ And just. Finally begins to break into incredulous laughter. ]

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[ Okay bro but why are you blushing? Bakugou doesn't see a reason to be like that. Pokemon are Pokemon after all. ]

I act like what -

[ Now he hears the laughing. His shoulders tense up. ]

WHAT IS IT NOW!?

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[ Kirishima rolls out of the way so he can lean and sink down against the wall, running a hand up through his hair with his incredulous laughter. This move exposes the window, which has a Frosmoth outside clutching an orangy egg between his fuzzy paws. ]

Holy crap...

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[ Hold up one second. Bakugou.exe has stopped working. He's staring out the window. He's pretty sure that he knows what it is that he is looking at.

But it's taking a moment to process that. Because this shit is so damn unbelievable. ]

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[ Same, though, bro. After a moment, Kirishima stops gripping the roots of his own hair and his laughter subsides. He's sitting on the floor. His arms part just enough Bakugou can see his dumbfounded smile. ]

So actually your Pokemon did this!

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[ For that stupid look and the comment, Bakugou scowls. Then he gives Kirishima a bit of a kick. Stupid ass... ]

Your bug started it! Gave mine ideas!

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[ He can't help a bit of a pained cry - he's not able to take as much abuse as he used to, but his amusement does help to dull the pain. He attempts to grab that kicking foot and pull Bakugou off his balance; with any luck, he'll get the blonde to land on his butt too. ]

Yeah? What about your birds? That had nothing to do with my Pokemon! How do you know my bug didn't just step up to the plate because your bugs both came at him?

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[ Stop crying you baby. He hadn't even kicked all that hard. But Bakugou will trip up and land on his ass anyway. ]

The hell would my birds go after your dumb bug for?

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[ He furrows his brow at Katsuki. Did knocking you on your ass actually knock your brain too, bro? ]

I'm saying both your bugs are bigger than my guy... Maybe it was their idea to make eggs, not his.

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Look at that moth of yours. Look at how ready he is to go again and tell me that he needs any sort of boost from any of mine...

[ Don't give him this hot garbage, Kirishima. ]

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[ He refuses to look at his moth, who has indeed made a mini-blizzard outside of their house up until the point he found bird eggs. Now the Frosmoth sort of chirrups through the window, wondering where attention in general has gone even if he can definitely hear the two bickering inside. ]

All I've seen is four different sets of eggs that all have your Pokemon attached and only three with mine. I might not remember much, man, but you did teach me what a common denominator is!

[ One of his legs strikes out and nudges at Katsuki with a heel while his face shapes a triumphant smirk. He totally thinks he just defeated his tutor with a math reference. ]

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[ See? That moth is an attention seeker! Totally the cause of all this! ]

Yeah! I know what the common denominator is... your shitty moth knocking up TWO of mine!

[ NOPE! GONNA BE KICKING THE KIRI BACK ]

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[ It's definitely going to be a kicking match for a moment until Kirshima can roll away. ]

How 'bout you climb up on the roof and count your extra eggs?

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How about you climb up there!

[ Oh no you don't! Bakugou is chasing Kirishima down! In a tackle! ]

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[ Welp, rolling around on the floor it is! Kirishima struggles, attempting to use his superior weight like he always does in order to get him the top spot. ]

THEY'RE NOT MY EGGS!

[ Not that he'd really mind climbing up there - he's just being obstinate. ]

And I don't care if we keep 'em all!

[ Okay, that is a lie... but he knows that idea is more concerning to Bakugou. ]

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THEY COULD BE!

[ There could be! But there's not and they both know that. Bakugou is just being stubborn. He's trying to get Kirishima into a headlock. ]

THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE KEEPIN' 'EM!

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[ Kirishima, in turn, attempts to chomp into that forearm that's trying to put him into a headlock. Whatever words he has to offer are muffled in kind, although of course they're loud. ]

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[ WHO THE FUCK THINKS TO BITE SOMEONE WITH THOSE GNARLY-ASS TEETH!? Going to pull on hair to get Kirishima to release him. ]

Oi! Fucker! DON'T GET FUCKING CARRIED AWAY!