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[neverfinishanyth]

A friend of mine fell asleep and has yet to wake up this afternoon. I've tried splashing water on him, but it was not very effective. Does anyone here known any other methods that we could try?

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[disownedbytime]

I already tried this with mjolnir, it didn't work. Although we did only use a tiny bit of electricity...maybe I should try again but with increasing amounts each time!

[necrodentia]

Oh... Maybe electricity isn't the trick, then.

I do think trying to use a Pokemon's special skills might be a good avenue to explore, though! Is there some sort of healer Pokemon we can try?

[neverfinishanyth]

I've seen some of them in the pokemon center, from time to time. They're usually pink and white. One of them is large with an egg and the other has ears shaped like bells.

[adandyinspace]

have we considered the oh so weirdly specifically named "wake up slap"?

guess what it does

slaps people awake go figure

[disownedbytime]

Hey, you don't get to suggest anything. Go be a jerk to someone else!

...also I thought of that already but none of my Pokemon know how to do it.

[necrodentia]

(I'm pretty sure he was implying that one of the *humans* should do the slapping.)


(((((Fitz and this guy have something of a history.)))))

[disownedbytime]

(((((((((((((((((wow that's a lot of parentheses!))))))))))))))))

Oh, I know all about how this guy bullied our Fitzy. But some Pokemon do know how to slap people awake! I tried it myself, but I didn't want to hurt him so I probably didn't do it hard enough.

[necrodentia]

((((((((((((((((((That's how you know I mean business!)))))))))))))))))))))

Huh... I didn't know that. What *don't* Pokemon know how to do!!

[adandyinspace]

uh YOU'RE the ones who jumped into MY conversation first, so like rude much??? im just trying to help out here

[The joke is he doesn't realize just who he's trying to help.]

[necrodentia]

Leonardo was making this post on behalf of all of us, so you can sit right down, mister.

Thanks for the suggestions, but we're going to save physical assault for a last resort option.

[adandyinspace]

well forgive me for not being a goddamn mind reader

get back to me when you wanna hear about all my other great ideas, I am ALL about last resorts

[disownedbytime]

Oh, Scout knows how to heal other Pokemon, maybe she can give it a try!

[a few minutes later...]

It didn't work. BUT, now Fitz is covered in little dew droplets, which is kinda neat!

[necrodentia]

OH NO THAT SOUNDS CUTE!

I'm going to take a picture, for posterity's sake.

[disownedbytime]

Good idea! Posterity is VERY important.

[neverfinishanyth]

Alas! We'll have to keep searching for other options.

There's an item for sale at the stores called an Awakening, I believe. Have we tried one of those?

[necrodentia]

Not yet, I don't think... I could run out and buy one if you think that might work?

[neverfinishanyth]

Even if it doesn't, it could still be handy to have, should our pokemon need it.