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victory_road2021-06-02 01:36 pm
rollstoseduce) wrote in victory_road2021-06-02 01:36 pm
Text | Morning of June 2nd
[Many of you have probably already seen certain fliers all over Johto and Kanto towns. If you haven't, don't worry! Here it is now, being posted on the network.]
[And right after it comes a text in a very fancy font.]
Happy birthday to me~
Such a day would require only the most diverting of celebrations, but alas! I've been incredibly busy with this project. However, do you understand what that means, my dear friends? This isn't a cancellation, but a mere postponement!
For a spring baby whose heart happens to belong to the coast like yours truly, the summer solstice is one of my favorite festivals! The juxtaposition of the best two seasons of the year! How could I say no to hosting a little show at such a meaningful event? And not just any show, oh no, it's a show for a good cause!
"Helping Hand" is an organization whose aim is to help victims of Team Rocket, be humans or Pokémon. As someone who had to watch his beloved and his protegee suffer at the hand of such despicable scoundrels, I want nothing more than to assist them - and so should you! Join us, I beg you!
Donate, if you please! It can be an egg. It can be an expensive item - or even a simple one, such as a Pokéball. It can be your time! Allow this humble bard to reward your help with a date! Wouldn't it be wonderful to support a good cause AND find love in the very same evening? A story to be told to future generations, I'd like to think!
The beaches of Cianwood City, June 21st, transportation provided by our delightful patrons, Riegfried and Soy. I will accept no excuses! Let's celebrate the summer solstice. Let's (belatedly) celebrate my birthday.
And most importantly, let's celebrate kindness.
((ooc: here is the IC announcement of the event! Sorry for the length, he's a wordy drama queen. Remember that interviews will be handwaved, but you can use this post for your character to ask questions or simply chat about the event in general! For the sake of my inbox, I'm going to ask you to stick to text tags, please, so I can tag more easily and quicker - don't wanna fall behind before I have to do all the event write-up, see? Jaskier is super extra and likes his font BUT if it's annoying for you let me know and I'll be glad to drop it for your tags.))
[And right after it comes a text in a very fancy font.]
Happy birthday to me~
Such a day would require only the most diverting of celebrations, but alas! I've been incredibly busy with this project. However, do you understand what that means, my dear friends? This isn't a cancellation, but a mere postponement!
For a spring baby whose heart happens to belong to the coast like yours truly, the summer solstice is one of my favorite festivals! The juxtaposition of the best two seasons of the year! How could I say no to hosting a little show at such a meaningful event? And not just any show, oh no, it's a show for a good cause!
"Helping Hand" is an organization whose aim is to help victims of Team Rocket, be humans or Pokémon. As someone who had to watch his beloved and his protegee suffer at the hand of such despicable scoundrels, I want nothing more than to assist them - and so should you! Join us, I beg you!
Donate, if you please! It can be an egg. It can be an expensive item - or even a simple one, such as a Pokéball. It can be your time! Allow this humble bard to reward your help with a date! Wouldn't it be wonderful to support a good cause AND find love in the very same evening? A story to be told to future generations, I'd like to think!
The beaches of Cianwood City, June 21st, transportation provided by our delightful patrons, Riegfried and Soy. I will accept no excuses! Let's celebrate the summer solstice. Let's (belatedly) celebrate my birthday.
And most importantly, let's celebrate kindness.
((ooc: here is the IC announcement of the event! Sorry for the length, he's a wordy drama queen. Remember that interviews will be handwaved, but you can use this post for your character to ask questions or simply chat about the event in general! For the sake of my inbox, I'm going to ask you to stick to text tags, please, so I can tag more easily and quicker - don't wanna fall behind before I have to do all the event write-up, see? Jaskier is super extra and likes his font BUT if it's annoying for you let me know and I'll be glad to drop it for your tags.))
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Kiri's your friend Team Rocket also stole from, right?
Taking things from such a young kid is WAY low.
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yeah! kiri and i both had egg flash sales at prom to try to move our stock out of the compewter
we put up posters in the halls
and when team rocket happened they went rite to our rooms and took all the eggs
they tried to take some of my pokemon too like janine and jenny but they fot back and then shinobu showed up
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I get that you have to advertise, but maybe you should be a little more careful next time... You know, like what I said about not telling people on the internet how old you are?
There's a lot of bad guys out there who don't mind taking advantage of kids.
[Should he be telling her this? Maybe not. But he also doesn't feel the need to steal from a seven-year-old, so...]
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also i never lerned all these internet rules back home but i dont think we had it yet
i think internet happened later
so this is all very new to me
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That's when it was REALLY new, I think.
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its reely diffrent back home too
theres no picshurs on it
my sister janine uses it but she takes college classes even tho shes in high skool becuz shes a genius and i never thot to chek to see if its on her computer at home
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not here
Re: not here
shes got the hiest iq in the state of connetticutt
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this is, in fact, janine kishi's canon iq
(her iq is 196)
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[... He thinks?? HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE MAXIMUM IQ IS]
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mines supposed to be around 120 but that has to be rong becuz i am very bad at skool
[Technically there's no upper limit, but Janine's canon IQ is super high. She's probably got one of the highest IQs in America, not just Connecticut.]