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hythlodaeus ([personal profile] hythlodaeus) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2021-06-25 04:21 pm

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Good afternoon everyone, on this unforgivably hot day. I would like to invite those near and far to my ranch. You may have heard that I do ask my visitors for help with the myriad chores, but is that not natural? I help you, you help me...

A bit of hard work is good for you, I say. So lay down you preconceptions and come for a visit. I have a good handful of those shiny Eevees that you all adore so much. Or if that might not strike your fancy, there are a good deal more. Please refer to the Ledger.

As you can see, I also have a bit of a hole in my water type breeding stock. Those with a Marill that they would be willing to trade me should contact me. For my own purposes, I will also be trading for or purchasing Shiftry, Hoppip, Axew, and Victreebel. The sooner you're here, the sooner you might fulfill your dreams. So, what are you waiting for?
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-06-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? The role of traveler I may serve in, for you.

[A pause.]

Though, do we speak of lobsters to consume or of the Pokémon variety?
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-06-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And in return for my benevolent act, what will I receive?
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-06-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but dearest Daeus, even a savior has needs that must be met. Provided, of course, I am indeed a savior to this world.

Still, I suppose I shall carry out your request. Have you any others?
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-07-08 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps assistance in acquiring a rather difficult to find specimen of my own. Not for myself, but dearest Dave has shown keen interest in the individuals known now as 'fossil' types. Should you come across any, I would be more than happy to relieve you of them.

After, of course, you have bred them so you do not miss out on stock. I would even be willing to take an offspring rather than the individual.
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-07-08 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
None at all! Though perhaps before the next eon, as I am unsure how time may pass for us in these bodies.

If you do manage to obtain one, I may forgo your own offer of dinner and cook for you myself. I still remember that recipe you greatly enjoyed, the one you taught me.
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-07-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it is best if I were to show you, mm?

[He tilts the camera so that it scans the area directly around him. His Alolan Ninetails is curled neatly over the entirety of his legs and then some, but sprawled around him - and draped over and upon - are all of the various evolved forms of Eevee. And a singular Eevee curled upon his chest. They are all in various states of sleep, clearly well cared for and doted upon, with tended to fur and relaxed features. Even at rest though their forms are sleek and toned, clearly having been trained to peak condition.]

I do believe that they are doing well enough indeed.

I always did care for what my dearest friends had given me.
Edited 2021-07-08 02:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] zodiheart 2021-07-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You would doubtless be surprised at what a pack of dogs may accomplish, but I shall do as you ask. It will be done.