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[hythlodaeus]

Good afternoon everyone, on this unforgivably hot day. I would like to invite those near and far to my ranch. You may have heard that I do ask my visitors for help with the myriad chores, but is that not natural? I help you, you help me...

A bit of hard work is good for you, I say. So lay down you preconceptions and come for a visit. I have a good handful of those shiny Eevees that you all adore so much. Or if that might not strike your fancy, there are a good deal more. Please refer to the Ledger.

As you can see, I also have a bit of a hole in my water type breeding stock. Those with a Marill that they would be willing to trade me should contact me. For my own purposes, I will also be trading for or purchasing Shiftry, Hoppip, Axew, and Victreebel. The sooner you're here, the sooner you might fulfill your dreams. So, what are you waiting for?

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[paladinlost]

That restraint is the result of years of negotiations, believe me. As I tend to get over 150 eggs per breeding spree, a more fast-paced schedule would be impossible to maintain in the long term, and the market would become far too saturated to find enough adopters for them all.

[He winces as he says that; experience has taught him far too much.]

The ones that truly resemble dragons do not, at the very least. Yet if you take the Arbok or the Swablu lines, for example, you obtain a number of eggs per clutch similar to most other species. Even a Tyranitar will lay two at once, matching other fossils.

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[hythlodaeus]

I admit even I release them into the wild now and then, but we do have a worldwide market. The cutiefly that inhabit the ranch lands are indeed my doing.

[He shrugs. There were enough woodlands to support it all, he figures.]

Yes, I've found the little apple lizards to be appropriate mates. Their sweet scent and kind natures are disarming to even the most stony-faced fiends.

I suppose it is time to try to evolve the Magikarp. I have the land to build the ponds, but not the manpower.

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[paladinlost]

The thought of inflicting the results of my team's efforts upon the innocent wildlife alarms me, I admit. Newborns should not have access to Earthquake without proper supervision.

[What exactly counts as proper supervision is none of his business, though.]

The apple lizards? Ah, yes, the ones that started appearing a year or two ago. Are their movesets wide enough to match a Gyarados, when it comes to passing on moves, or are those evolutions truly necessary?