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[motivenotfound]

[Wow, another perky teenage Japanese(?) girl! What a novelty. Here in a setting where everyone is by default generically Japanese, and there is an entire participatory subcategory of youths in the local lifestyle-sport that is just called 'miniskirt.' And yet here she is! No one could have seen this one coming!]

He-llo! I hate to be a downer, but I just got here, and I was wondering if anyone could prove that we're not dead. Not that death seems very likely, given what I know about it, but I tried asking the locals and the nonsapiens life about it anyway after I found out what was going on, and all I learned is that for some reason they didn't really like the question.

That being the case, any evidence in either direction would be useful! And this is just a formality, so anecdotal evidence is okay, too.

By the way, since I have your attention, I'm sure you won't mind telling me how long I have to walk on order to be able to buy some new clothes that aren't what's in my bag, right?

Comments

[bestswordmaster]

[Felix wasn't actually in any danger of throwing Dimitri's Gear into the toilet before, but he sure is now. Judging by the furious glare he levels at her through the screen, he's absolutely seething.]

How sickeningly presumptuous. Don't you dare pretend to have any idea how he or I or anyone else is handling it. I'm not going to sit here and listen to some overblown egomaniac lecture me over something you know less than nothing about. Keep your imbecilic opinions to yourself.

[And then he hangs up.]

[motivenotfound]

[Mari looks at her Gear for a moment--as though perhaps it opened a mouth and tried to bite her.

Then she turns to Gamera the Squirtle.]

--well, that was rude.

[That guy is still going to have a bad time if he doesn't take her advice, though.]