motivenotfound: (A panty shot? Where?)
motivenotfound ([personal profile] motivenotfound) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2021-07-01 09:05 pm

[Video]

[Wow, another perky teenage Japanese(?) girl! What a novelty. Here in a setting where everyone is by default generically Japanese, and there is an entire participatory subcategory of youths in the local lifestyle-sport that is just called 'miniskirt.' And yet here she is! No one could have seen this one coming!]

He-llo! I hate to be a downer, but I just got here, and I was wondering if anyone could prove that we're not dead. Not that death seems very likely, given what I know about it, but I tried asking the locals and the nonsapiens life about it anyway after I found out what was going on, and all I learned is that for some reason they didn't really like the question.

That being the case, any evidence in either direction would be useful! And this is just a formality, so anecdotal evidence is okay, too.

By the way, since I have your attention, I'm sure you won't mind telling me how long I have to walk on order to be able to buy some new clothes that aren't what's in my bag, right?
epitaffio: (i SAID i know karate)

[personal profile] epitaffio 2021-07-05 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO, HOLD ON--]

People can't die here. What do you mean, you asked the Pokemon?!
epitaffio: (you...)

[personal profile] epitaffio 2021-07-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean they just pop up in the Pokémon Center perfectly fine! You can talk to Pokémon?!
epitaffio: (i SAID i know karate)

[personal profile] epitaffio 2021-07-14 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, and I do, but it's not like they talk back to me!

And look, I know it sounds unbelievable but it's the truth! [He's... had first-hand experience now.]