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[a_sin_for_him]

[The screen shows Lust's apartment living room...full of playful Eeveelutions. There's ten in all, at least one of each type and thensome, filling the room and covering the furniture. Not entirely shocking, Lust has had her horde of Eeeveelutions for years.

But...there's three Eevee rolling about among them.]

I...

I don't know where they came from...

[Lust's voice, tired and confused, is off camera.]

There's so many...

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[secondhandsome]

And I thought the cats were a problem...

[either way they are... drowning in floofs......]

[a_sin_for_him]

I've had them for ages and they've never made more!

Why now?

I can't even tell who the parents are...

[secondhandsome]

I swear there's more every time I look? I mean logically I know that's not possible, but...

[a_sin_for_him]

Don't say that, you'll give them ideas!

But I suppose this means it's time to stop putting off purchasing a house.

[puddlesoverdios]

That is... quite the predicament you have. How many do you have regularly?

[a_sin_for_him]

All of the adults.

Only the little ones are new.

[puddlesoverdios]

My goodness! And do you know which ones are the lucky parents? Or would one have to... be surprised?

I am equally congratulatory and concerned for you.

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[floatsaway]

C...Can I have one??

[PLEASE, OCHAKO HAS WANTED AN EEVEE EVER SINCE ARRIVING TO THIS WORLD TWO MONTHS AGO.]

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[a_sin_for_him]

Oh...

I'm not a breeder, I've never separated any of my Pokemon who've bred - it happens so very rarely, and they're quite attached already.

But...

I'm sure if we ask nicely, another egg wouldn't be too difficult for them, there's ten of them after all. And then you could hatch it and raise it yourself.

[floatsaway]

Oh!! Oh, ehehe...I-I'm so sorry, I-I just assumed...since you have, um. S-So many of them...

[Ochako sort of just figures that people with a lot of Pokemon got them through breeding, especially those of the same general type. All the ones she sees are...different, but also similar? Ochako's never seen the other Eeveelutions, actually - just Sylveon, because her two friends have them specifically.]

I don't want to burden anyone, ma'am, so please don't go out of your way to do such a thing, though it is appreciated. You're very kind to offer. I'll find one eventually - or someone's bound to sell them...

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[missleadingquestions]

O-oh! They're so cute though!

What all are they?

[she hasn't met all the eeveelutions yet!!]

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[a_sin_for_him]

Every possible evolution available to Eevees.

They're a remarkably versatile Pokemon.

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[missleadingquestions]

Wow, they're so cute!

[She tries to count under her breath-]

That's so many! I didn't know one pokemon could turn into so many types. Do they all have different names?

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[nastyboy]

[In the back of his mind, Dimitri can't help but feel a little satisfied. All of his boyfriends tease him for having too many rats, but he doesn't have over ten, now. Just six! A totally normal number of giant rats to keep around!]

[Still, he feels bad, too.]

It seems as though you have quite a lot on your hands... Is the home large enough for all of them?

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[a_sin_for_him]

No, it isn't. We have an apartment. But we're in the process of looking for a new one, we'd been discussing needing more room even before these hatched!

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[nastyboy]

Well, perhaps this was their way of encouraging you to rush a little more.

[He wouldn't put it past some Pokemon, honestly...]

Will you be staying in the same city as you are now?

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[zukeini]

Thankfully, Eevees and their evolutions share a similar diet.

[He tried to stop himself from going ga-ga over how cute they are, but he really WANTS to. Zuke was here to help, not oogle at CUTE EEVEE CHILDREN.]

They eat lots of nuts and berries but are easily omnivorous.

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[a_sin_for_him]

Oh yes, I've had the ten evolutions for ages now. It's only the little ones that were a surprise, I didn't even realize there were eggs!

Apparently someone was busy while we were off at the summer games.

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[zukeini]

Yeah, I can see that...hahah.

[He couldn't help it. He sheepishly grinned at the little guys running around.]

Baby drama and all aside, there's really really cute...still.

[lordofthefries]

You don't know how Pokemon babies are made?

[How are you named Lust and don't know the birds and the bees?]

[a_sin_for_him]

Of course I know that, but I've ten fully grown evolutions, I've no idea which two are the parents. Or even when they had eggs, we were on summer holiday and returned to this.

[lordofthefries]

[Sasha frowns, deep in thought. Are there any DNA tests for Pokemon parentage? Not that she even knows what a DNA test is to begin with, but the question is still there.]

How long were you gone? If you left them alone long enough...

[When the trainers are away, the Eeveelutions will play.]

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[heir_conditioned]

There was a breeder who explained they only need to be in proximity to create more of themselves. Maybe not this breed, but I suppose he was hinting at all pokemon.

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[a_sin_for_him]

That seems biologically improbable but who knows with Pokemon.

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[heir_conditioned]

I'm not sure, I haven't seen it myself but a breeder told me.