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[a_sin_for_him]

[The screen shows Lust's apartment living room...full of playful Eeveelutions. There's ten in all, at least one of each type and thensome, filling the room and covering the furniture. Not entirely shocking, Lust has had her horde of Eeeveelutions for years.

But...there's three Eevee rolling about among them.]

I...

I don't know where they came from...

[Lust's voice, tired and confused, is off camera.]

There's so many...

Comments

[a_sin_for_him]

If we get something with an attic, we could have it converted into a floor for Pokemon...

[secondhandsome]

Like they won't end up taking over half the house anyway.

[a_sin_for_him]

At my family's home in Goldenrod, there's a greenhouse and pond for Pokemon. It does help somewhat to give them their own space.

But this just isn't sustainable.

[secondhandsome]

Yeah, it's a little--

[...he is thusly interrupted, as two Eevee start dancing around his legs.]

...much.

Adorable. But much.

[a_sin_for_him]

They really are endearing, aren't they?

[Lust bends to scoop up one of the Eevee, sighing down at it's sweet little face. What are they going to do with all of them?]

I suppose they'll need names...

[secondhandsome]

Yeaaah, we're going to be getting out the naming sites for all these, huh?

[Because this is a lot.

...reaching over to pet! that! Eevee! because they're soft and how can he NOT?]

[a_sin_for_him]

We may have to, I think I've run out of mixed drinks to name them after. And it feels...tasteless, to name infants after alcohol.

[It was one thing for the Eeveelutions, who's original names had been lost to time long ago. But the babies? Besides, how could she give them type-fitting names before they know what they'll be?]

Well, there's three of them. I'm sure there's some literary trio we could name them for.