closed.

[gonerouge]

Who: Shiro (shiro2hero), Keith (gonerouge), Lance (justblueit), & Hunk (yellowbellied).
Where: Route 29
When: TODAY RIGHT NOW!!!!
Summary: Shiro and Keith finally meet up with Hunk and Lance on route 29.
Rating: g

[keith prodded the ground with a stick as he looked up at shiro, who had been pacing around their makeshift campsite. it had been a while since he, or shiro, had heard from the two; and it was starting to get a little worrisome??]

Do you think we should go in after them?

Comments

[justblueit]

[ twitches ]

[gonerouge]

[prods]

[justblueit]

[ twitches more ]

[gonerouge]

What took you so long?

[justblueit]

[ RAISES HIS HEAD AND GLARES AT HIM ]

These bird pokemon are vicious.

[gonerouge]

They seem pretty okay to me?

[justblueit]

No.

They're vicious, ruthless and a menace.

[gonerouge]

Okay, how exactly are they vicious, ruthless, and a menace? What exactly happened.

[justblueit]

Okay, so there I am, just walking and mindlessly minding my own business, walking along the route to get to where you and Shiro are, right?

Right.

So I'm walking and I decided to... take a walk in the grass for some communing with nature, you follow?

[gonerouge]

You didn't decide to walk through the tall grass, did you?

[justblueit]

I'm not communing with nature on the path.

[gonerouge]

Lance that's where all the wild pokémon live. Did... did no one tell you that?

[justblueit]

KEITH, DO YOU WANT ME TO PEE ON THE PATH?!

[gonerouge]

What?!

[justblueit]

WHAT DO YOU THINK I MEANT BY "COMMUNING WITH NATURE"?!

[gonerouge]

I thought you meant like, being one with nature!

[justblueit]

Who actually wants to be one with nature?

Anyway, we're getting distracted here. So like I was saying, I walked off the path to "commune with nature", and I wanna make sure I'm a good distance away from the road just in case anybody's passing by.

[gonerouge]

[he frowns, because honestly he sees where this is going. and all of this does not sound pretty]

[justblueit]

I find a good spot, and as I'm starting to get ready when all of sudden these bird pokemon come out of nowhere??? They're flapping around my head and pecking my face!

[gonerouge]

Oh. [the way you were leading up to this made him think that you were.... missing a part of you. this is. he can deal with this.]

[justblueit]

It was traumatizing.

[gonerouge]

Well, yeah, but you also stepped into their domain Lance. If you didn't want to fight them then you should have found a different way to... commune with nature.

Everyone knows that when you venture out into that [he pauses as he nods his head over towards the grass.] you're accepting the possibility of them fighting you,

[justblueit]

How was I supposed to know they were nesting there?!

[gonerouge]

Didn't you... read the handbook?

[justblueit]

Again, how I was supposed to know that they had made their nest in the spot I decided to pee?