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Who: open log and generally open to anyone that knows lance/the voltron crew.
Where: Beach near base camp
When: Lance's B-Day (28th)
Summary: The Voltron Crew plans a little party
Rating: Probably not worse than PG-13
Log:
( Happy Birthday )

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heartofalioness

[So… it’s the dawn after this post. (Which, given this is a June dawn, is probably ungodly early for most of the people watching this. Usually, Allura is more considerate about timing her broadcasts, but really, this is revenge.) At least it’s a lovely view of the Olivine beach at sunrise behind Allura, face very serious, almost steely.]

Some of you may be aware of the heinous sin committed by one Keith Kogane upon my person yesterday. According to the ancient laws of Altea, such a breach of privacy upon the crown princess has only one recourse: single combat, to the death.

[And on THAT charming note, Allura steps away from the Gear left in the paws of a surprising steady Pikachu, Keith and Allura armed with artisanal quarterstaves supplied by your friendly beachside woodworking shop, the sun rising over the ocean and the waves setting up quite a lovely morning for a fight.

(Really, though, this is just the two of them trying to prank back all the people who teased them on Keith’s post. And maybe blow off some steam, it’s been too long since they’ve sparred without their Pokémon. And the Gear is left on speaker just for this, so feel free to beg for mercy, cheer, chat with each other, place bets, whatever.)]

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heartofalioness

Who: Lance, Princess Allura, Rainer Michelle, Romelle, and Keith
Where: Cherrygrove City Spa
When: Sometime in early February
Summary: A few friends mourn a loss through self-care
Rating: PG to PG-13 (thanks, Lance), will warn as necessary

( Just go ahead, let your hair down )

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heartofalioness

Who: The Attack on Voltron House and YOU! Seriously, if you have Voltron CR, you're invited!
Where: Attack on Voltron House, Four Island
When: Around December 11
Summary: The Voltrons have a human/Altean holiday party at their house, come on by!
Rating: PG to PG-13, will warn as necessary

( There's no such thing as strangers when a stranger says hello! )

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heartofalioness

Who: Princess Allura and YOU!
Where: Route 29, Cherrygrove City, and Four Island
When: Around October 10
Summary: In which the Pokémon world gets a new Space Elf Lion Princess (again) and settles in... while getting a crash course in backpacking.
Rating: PG-13 for cussing and really nasty Voltron elements... and apparently Pidge and Lance being TOO MARRIED. (Season 6-8 spoilers for Voltron: Legendary Defender in some threads)

( All this time I was finding myself and I didn't know I was lost... )

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spacebaloney

[Here, before your lovely eyes, is a man swaddled in a blue silk robe that looks expensive (and it probably is considering Lance has self-care spending problems) with a white towel wrapped perfectly around his head. His skin is a nicely sun-bronzed brown under the green stuff smeared all over it, a face mask concoction mixed up on Lance's own, but he grins at the camera as if he's dressed in his Sunday best.]

Hey guys! How's winter treating you? Actually, a better question is, how is winter treating your skin? Your hair? Are you taking care of them? Are you taking care of you?

[Lance shakes his head slowly, looking heartbroken over the likelihood too many of the trainers out there will say no.]

So here's my idea: something for those who want to learn the finer arts of self-care. Beauty. How to tell that cowlick to get the fuck out of here, you're messing up my selfies. A club kinda thing? Yes, we have spas here and as someone who's visited them all in my years here, they're... okay. But they aren't hitting the way I want them to. Plus they're expensive and I'm sure most of you guys won't want to drop that many Pokedollars on a one hour massage. Not to mention, they have to be intimidating if you don't know what you want or like. Trust me, I feel you.

How about it? A nice little gathering of likeminded souls who appreciate or want to appreciate pedicures and manicures and scalp massages in between all the Pokemon battling. People who want to learn how to make their own high quality deep conditioners from stuff found in their kitchen. People who are interested in learning how to moisturize not only their hands, but their elbows and knees and every other part of their body.

[The view quickly cuts to the side view of Lance who turns his head towards the second camera, eyes blazing with judgement, because of course he has a Staryutube type set up.]

Armin, I'm looking at you.

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spacebaloney

Who: The Voltron crew and their esteemed +1s
Where: Eterna City Resort Hotel's restaurant
When: Monday, August 17
Summary: Just a team doing team things over expensive small servings
Rating: Well, Lance is here so there's gonna be some cussing and innuendo, so PG-13.
Log:
( But the ocean stays the same. )

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burnishingmad

[There isn't much noise in the background of the recording, just his normal bgm and the sounds of the city of Goldenrod.]

So. Are there clones of Officer Jenny, or is she just really fast?

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spacebaloney

[Welcome Staryutube viewers! There might be a video that someone may or may not have paid a good amount of money to get on the Trending page that features Lance and Shadowmaru in a collab project. The video opens up with cuts of Lance slathering a very Haunter purple clay mask on Maru’s face, then a quick slide of them relaxing back in a couple of recliners, towels wrapped around their heads while weird music plays, and then Lance gazing lovingly into a hand mirror because what is Lance without loving himself?]

Hey Pokemen and Pokegals out there! It’s me, The Sharpshootin’ Loverboy, Lance, and I’m here with the marvelous Shadowmaru of TheDarkWolfFashion and we’re here to save the day. What day? Valentine’s Day. Why? Because some of you are hot messes out there [and for a split second, a picture of Keith flashes on the screen] and I can’t live knowing you’re out there trying to get some Netflix and chill with split ends and dry skin on the day of love.

Indeed. My dear friend is absolutely correct. [How Shadowmaru can talk with that mask all over his face is a mystery. At least he’s not doing the Anime Chin Pose.] I shall allow him to handle the mystery of romance, while I, the Ninja Detective, will be your go-to consultant for poise. And, of course, the art of self-maintenance.

Which is pretty damn important if you get banged tomorrow and wanna keep getting banged. And speaking of that, let’s jump right into our Top Five Tips and Tricks To Looking and Feeling Good on Valentine’s Day, Pokemon-Style!

[Lance leans into the camera and points at the unseen audience.]

But first remember to smash that like button and hit subscribe and remember to tap that little Soothe Bell on both our channels so you’ll get notified the second we get a new video out.

[And Shadowmaru bows. Somehow. With a towel on his head.]

We would be so grateful. However… I think, my dearest friend, we should begin with those coveted tips. Perhaps those facials you described earlier? A face, after all, is the first impression one leaves… when one wishes to leave an impression at all.

[Gee thanks buddy, that’s not as mysterious as you think it is. The sudden swirl of sparkle from an unseen Pokemon. Though the cry of his Amaura off-screen is pretty telling.]

I cede the floor. At least, until, it comes time to prescribe my Secret Hand Technique!

[Bowing with towels on your head is a skill only Maru and Lance are skilled at. Don’t even try to imitate them. Also Secret Hand Technique? Maru, this is a PG-13 network.]

Look at my mans here. [Lance reaches out to frame Maru’s head with his hands.] See his face? You want his face? Well, you can’t have it, but you can have something like it. Just mix up a pint of Moomoo Milk from your friendly neighborhood Miltank [this time, the picture that flashes onscreen is one of Lance’s own Miltank and there’s a big red X on her face and the words NOT FRIENDLY AT ALL] with a teaspoon of honey and a teaspoon of oatmeal and put that bitch on your mug. Rinse off after 10 minutes and you’re gonna look so hot that all your Fletchtinder fury swipes will be right.

[And that dumb moronic grin on Lance’s face thinks this pun hit just right.]

Be certain to do so only after mastering the care and maintenance of your hands, of course!

[Shadowmaru’s turn to grab Lance. Or, specifically, Lance’s hands. Holding them up to the camera for display. And… more sparkles. That poor Amaura.]

See how cleanly he keeps his nails? How soft the undersides of the joints are? You, too, may find yourself with such well-maintained, striking digits. With the application of sea salt rub after every bath, followed by…[He trails off for a moment.] Lubrication? [A beat.] Ah, no. Lotion. Human hands require the use of lotion.

[Lance raises his eyebrows and snickers at the word lubrication because he is forever twelve.]

Speaking of hands, guys, nails. Please, ya gotta cut them. If only for the action you get tomorrow, cut and file them. Nothing is worse than an unhappy chick because yours are too long, too ragged, too sharp. Don’t do sharp. Girls don’t like sharp nails. I speak from experience. [Did he just waggle his eyebrows?] Like teeth, no one likes sharp nails near their crot--

[And because Lance needs to keep his channel in good standing with Staryutube’s TOS, it’ll be good to end the video there. BUT NO, there’s still two more tips to give including how to persuade an Incineroar with a bevy of Pokepuffs to give someone a warming backrub when your arms are just too noodly to do any good. ]

[Mercifully, Shadowmaru takes the video back before anything goes awry. By now, he’s posed for the camera completely, a dramatic draft of wind blowing in off the water. Sorry, Lance.]

And that, dear viewers, is how to utterly prepare yourself, and your beloved on this coming day of romance. Follow our instructions, and you are sure to…

[He then whips off his towel with the most exaggerated flourish, dramatically revealing… glittering purple hair.]

… Astound!

[... thankfully, that’s that. The end. Like, comment, subscribe.]

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lioness_rampant

[ Hello, Network! Have one alien princess with a Pachirisu draped around her shoulders. She's out shopping, looking a little bemused in front of a sign featuring lacy pink and red heart designs. ]

Could someone please explain to me what Valentine's Day is? And what are these? [ She points at the poster behind her. ] Someone said they're hearts. Human hearts don't actually look like this, do they?

[SCREENED to: Pidge!]

[ This portion is a separate video screened to Pidge, because Allura has further questions and is a little too shy to ask them publicly. She's clearly in a department store, surrounded by racks of lacy garments. ]

Pidge, I don't suppose I could ask for your advice?

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lioness_rampant

Who: Allura and anyone who happens to be dropping by
Where: Island Four, Beach House
When: October
Summary: Allura is reunited with her friends
Rating: Should be PG

Allura isn't entirely sure what to expect when Shiro's Skarmory touches down on the beach in front of building that seems charmingly antiquated to a person who grew up in a castle that is also a spaceship.

( It looks like the kind of place someone could begin a fresh life. A new life. )

Video

[ Allura is seated on the couch in the beach house with her Swablu perched on her knees. She waves once at the screen, smiling pleasantly. ]

Hello! I'm Allura, and this is Blaytz. I'm very recently arrived and it seems proper to introduce myself and my new companion. [ Blaytz chirrups and flaps his little cloud wings, and she gives him a scritch in the floof under his beak. ] My friends have explained many things to me, but I've no doubt there is much more that I have yet to learn.

I look forward to meeting you all in my travels.

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synchroswim

C'mon, big guy-- Up!

_{[The video isn't pointing at anything right away, but there's a pair of small, green hands adorned with little red claws clicking and clacking at the lens for a few moments. After a good thirty seconds or so, it finally starts to turn over, displaying a shot of Demyx... hauling something? Whatever it is, it's only visible for a split second and it's bright orange before a Lombre's face takes up the whole screen.

Suddenly it grins - it figured it out! It got the thing to work! The light is even blinking! Yes!

Trilling in triumph, it appears to bounce in place with a wide grin, and it makes some strange noises as if it's trying to speak. Unfortunately because it's a Pokemon, it only succeeds in saying it's own name and various croaks, clicks and gurgles. It doesn't matter though, because as soon as it appears to be done speaking?

It turns it around to show Demyx with a Magikarp in his arms facing down with a Spearow just outside of Azalea where it meets Route 33.]}

Okay! Just like we've been doing, Mrs. Robinson! One, two--

_{[The Magikarp appears to puff itself up and gets a serious look on its face.]}

Three!

_{[Suddenly Demyx throws the Pokemon as hard as he can in the direction of the Spearow - TACKLE IT, MRS. ROBINSON! - eliciting the Magikarp equivalent of a battle cry. As it sails through the air towards the intended target, it suddenly begins to glow bright and starts getting bigger and bigger. And longer. And the once-strange war cry of the Magikarp turns into a loud bellow as the light disappears and a massive blue serpent appears and...

lands the Tackle on the Spearow who clearly wasn't expecting it. One hit K.O.!

For a moment all parties are silent, and then the Lombre drops the camera in shock as Demyx lets out a loud whoop off-screen.]}

That was AWESOME! Oh my god! Look at you! You're so freakin' huge! I can't beli--

_{[The feed suddenly cuts out, most likely from the Lombre scrambling to pick the Pokegear back up off the ground.

Uh... Welcome to Magikarp Training 101?]}

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shiro2hero

Keith and Romelle are gone. I've got their starters. And Keith's Skarmory. If anyone has any of their other pokemon I'd appreciate knowing. Going to Cianwood City. Missed that badge. Sorry to anyone waiting on the Island. That's all.

[That's. Really all. That's all he knows how to say about the situation. All he thinks to say without dumping more feelings out.]

[So clearly... it's back on the road.]

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synchroswim

_{[So, you know what sucks about cold weather? Not having time to adjust to it after being somewhere warm. Olympus wasn't the hottest of worlds, but it was certainly better than Agrabah and definitely better than the chill he felt in this world.

He could easily just pull his hood up over his head too, but when the video switches on it's clear he can't do that thanks to the Lotad riding shotgun in said hood and peering over his shoulder with wide, unblinking eyes.]

Okay, I thiiiink it's recording...?}

This probably sounds cliche, but does anyone know where I am? I didn't have a chance to ask the chick in the house before she pretty much gave me the boot, and I know I didn't fall asleep in some stranger's house 'cause these buildings aren't Greek. There's only one other person here but I think she's just as lost as I am too, so that's out.

_{[The Lotad behind him makes a strange sort of belching noise, and he peeks back over his shoulder for a moment.]}

Oh! Yeah! Does anyone know what this thing is? It's cute, but I don't think I can bring it back home to the castle with me.

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spacebaloney

Who: The Garribros (Lance, Hunk, and Pidge)
Where: The Power Plant
When: Forward-dated to Valentine's Day
Summary: Three hormone-driven teens realize they all have mutual feelings for each other and try to make it work.
Rating: PG-13

( Young love, strong love, true love. )

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shiro2hero

Who: Shiro & His Body Swap Adventurers
What: Freaky Fri-Week!!
Where: Sevii and Mahogany
When: January 21st - 27th
Warnings: None Right Now

( Read more... )

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whatsacactus

Who: Keith And Friends
Where: Around Sevii Islands
When: Throughout January!
Summary: Keith has an evolution, Skarmory races, learning to swim, and more. If you'd like something specific, let me know and I'll set something up!
Rating: E for Evolving Character Growth
Log:
( generic log placeholder here )

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spacebaloney

[Lance is sitting on the pier at Olivine, long legs swinging off the edge of the dock. Off-camera but just off to the side, splashing can be heard with the occasional song of Bruce Whalis the Wailord and the chittering of Allura the Primarina teaching Veradera the Vaporeon all sorts of bad sea habits.]

Aside from gym leaders, are there people who have only a certain type of Pokemon they find themselves picking up? Like Ghost or Electric or....

[He punches a finger at the gear's screen to bring up the full list of Pokemon types and then nods.]

Or Bug. Yeah, so regular trainers like us. I have other types in my bag and computer, but I keep picking out the Water types. That's pretty bad, right? Not like the others are getting jealous or anything, but bad in like, that makes me a half-assed trainer when it comes to taking on gyms.

Not that I'm about to try for a badge or anything, but... I'm just thinking. Yeah, thinking. A lot.

[And doing so probably is giving him a migraine.]

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shiro2hero

Must just be the time of year for introspection... because now it's my turn.

[He trails off, thoughtfully, while he tosses a little stuffed Rattata toy for his Meowth. The kitten keeps jumping for it, batting it back over across the porch.]

I'm sure someone's asked this already, but out of curiosity -- Has anyone had to deal with a pokemon they're not sure they can train? Not because it's too strong, too wild... it's not the pokemon's fault.

[It's mine, in other words.]

I'd hate to give the little guy up. The whole team likes him... so I guess I'm looking for tips on not reacting when I work with him.

[There's a beat, and Shiro's expression darkens.]

No, for the record, it isn't the Furret.

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im_a_leg

[Hunk clears his throat on camera, then offers a gentle wave]

Hey everyone, hope you had an awesome holiday. Spent it with awesome people, stuffing your faces with awesome food. That's what it's all about, yeah?

As one of many food enthusiasts in this place, I have a quick q since I haven't been here as long as a lot of you. One food nerd to another, I'm like super into discovering new ingredients. When me and my buddies were checking out new planets as a part of Voltron that was kind of one of my side games, you know? I take a lot of pride in being able to source my food, or at least know where it came from.

So I just gotta ask, because it's driving me nuts. Where does the meat around here come from? Like, I haven't seen any real local wild life at all.

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