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- n't want to ask anyone for help so put that shitty Gear up!

[ Okay. So apparently Bakugou actually doesn't want to be recorded right now. Unfortunately Ribbons, his Sylveon, has kind of hit it anyway. Oops! Oh well. She's not a good listener anyway.

Right now Bakugou is sitting on a bench, a pretty beat up Feebas on his lap. Trying to flop around wildly on that lap. Katsuki's trying to hold it down. ]

Would you stop already!? I ain't gonna do shit for you if you're gonna be difficult!

[ See, he's kind of got a potion in his other hand and is attempting to apply it to the poor Feebas. ]

Shoulda left you with those brats. You wanna go back there, hah!?

[ The Feebas cries out! No no! None of that is necessary! It stops moving so that Bakugou can actually use the potion on the dumb fish ]

No wonder they were tugging your fins and shit. You're fugly...

[ Bakugou no? Well. So much for being a good dude and helping out a Poke in need... ]

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Yeah, but then calling it names right after sort of cancels it out... [Though Bakugou isn't Bakugou if he's not at least a little surly. Ochako sighs and shakes her head.]

Are you going to keep it? It'd probably be way safer with you.

The hell should I know... I figure I would just patch the damn thing up and return it.

[ What's he going to do with this gross ass fish>? ]

I guess you could... Just seems like such a waste, if you've already rescued it.

[Does Bakugou have a water-type? Ochako really doesn't know, she doesn't remember seeing one on his team, but that was a long, long time ago she met a few of them.]

What would I do with a fish like this, Round Face?

I don't even know if it's any good.

But it you raise it, it's bound to be good. [And she means that with 100% sincerity. Bakugou doesn't half-ass anything.] Try scanning it with your Gear - usually it'll give you some info on it. If it's really something you don't like, then toss it back.

Just do it quickly, that thing's been out of the water a long time!!

[ Appealing to Bakugou's sense of pride. Okay, that's probably going to work. because anything he raises WON'T be shit. Augh. ]

Don't worry about the water. Worry about whether or not Shitty Hair is gonna make it back to our world alive.

[ Since the water issue has apparently been sorted! ]

[Ruh-roh, did something happen with Kirishima? I mean, it had to have...at Bakugou's expense, clearly, otherwise there wouldn't be such a harsh threat involved, but Ochako wasn't privy to what happened. She may be in Cerulean, but she's on the other end of the park right now.]

Eh? Did he do something bad?

Edited (same icon nooo) 2021-08-03 15:39 (UTC)

MY FUCKING SHORTS ARE SOAKED!

Ah...did the fish pee on you, or was that Kirishima?

[OCHAKO...CONTEXT......]

Are you asking me if Kirishima fucking pissed on me?

[HAHSJHDHJVLCD--]

WHAT--NO!! EW! EW, EW, BAKUGOU, THAT'S DISGUSTING, OH MY GOSH!! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I...UGH!! Ugh, I need to rub salt in my eyes now!

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ASKED IN A WEIRD WAY!

YOU INTERPRETED IT IN A WEIRD WAY!!

YOU ASKED IF THE FISH FUCKING PEED ON ME AND THEN IF IT WAS KIRISHIMA!

NOWHERE DID YOU SPECIFY WHAT YOU WERE ASKING AFTER KIRISHIMA FOR!

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I, FOR A SECOND, THINK KIRISHIMA P--DID THAT ON YOU?!

Use your head and don't be gross, Bakugou, jeez!! [She's shaking her head and making a face.] How come boys are always so nasty...blech.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU PHRASED THAT QUESTION POORLY!?

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU HAVE A NASTY, BOY BRAIN AND TWISTED MY WORDS AROUND?!

Anyway, I-I'm done talking about it! I don't wanna think about this anymore, j-just take care of your fish!!

IT AIN'T MY FISH!

Then throw it back in the water!! [Ochako huffs, still flustered by the previous conversation, far more pink around her cheeks...but takes a deep breath to calm down. A little.]

Sheesh, you're making such a scene over nothing... If you don't like that poor little fishy, Bakugou-kun, just set it free and be done with it. Or if you're really actually worried about it, take it to the animal hospital and I bet they can rehabilitate it once it's healed.