text; early Nov.

[sassymaru]

A word of caution





Be immensely careful

Should you ingest a concoction known as a pumpkin spiced latte

Comments

[schachmeister]

SHADOWMARU ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED A DOCTOR?

[Please don't give him a heart attack like this.]

[sassymaru]

Alas no physician can assist.

I need my energy returned to me. And my youth. Those devious drinks have stolen them both!!

[schachmeister]

Your... your youth and energy?

Shadowmaru, please, I don't think I understand. What exactly is happening?

[he's still hovering a finger over poke-911.]

[sassymaru]

Yes!

I drank them, and soon, felt utterly exhausted! And Lance informed me they had produced wrinkles! Which only older humans possess!

[schachmeister]

I don't think you can get wrinkles from drinking something. That's just from getting old. Or stressing about things.

[sassymaru]

Lance would hardly lie to me! Not about such an important issue.

[schachmeister]

[Ah. Lance.]

I'm not saying he lied. But sometimes people can be mistaken about the things they say.

[sassymaru]

[Lance was only trying to help...]

He was not mistaken about the 'crash' they cause.

[schachmeister]

You can be right about one thing and wrong about another.

I'm not trying to cause offence, I'm just telling you what I know. And as far as I know, you don't get wrinkles from drinking certain things. Actually, let me put it this way.

Do you know Shiro? I'm not sure if you've ever met him, but if coffee gave you wrinkles, he should look like a really old man with how much he drinks. And he still looks young.

[sassymaru]

He sounds foolish to ingest so much, in that case.

I know what happened. And I simply wish to warn others from a similar fate.