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[shiro2hero]

[It's a terrible selfie angle. But at least there's a beach in view - even if most of it is occupied by someone who uh. Well it looks like Shiro. Except that Shiro would never willingly wear the "outfit" he's currently sporting. Does he even own sunglasses? He does now.]

Man, I am bored. And lonely. And sad.

[... is he reading off a script. Who is holding those cue cards.]

I want to stop being sad! All the time! It sucks! But I know what helped my best friend ever, Lance stop being lonely...

[Oh no.]


So... to any eligible dude out there, I say...

[With that, "Shiro" reels back, and points his fingers at the screen, in a dramatic, poised fashion. Angling the 'gear just enough to put the sun at the best angle. He raises his eyebrows, peers over the rims of the sunglasses and drawls one, simple word:]

✨ ~ H e y ~ ✨


[Yeah, no, this isn't Shiro at all. It's his Gallade, Blue. If you listen really close, you can just hear someone screaming internally in the distance.]

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video, UN: BestSetter (finally tags this bc I've been DYING at this whole thing)

[grandtrashking]

[That Sure Is one hell of a first impression on an 18yo who arrived only about a month ago and is experiencing this world's craziness for the first time. Tooru is fortunate enough not to have been affected by this insanity, thankfully. But he's a mix of judging and questioning when he decides to actually reply.

Instead of, you know, laughing his ass off. Like he was doing only moments ago.]

Uh.. Hi? Are you okay?

[shiro2hero]

[Blue just... Scowls. This was not his intention!! He was supposed to attract flirts! Not laughs!]

Uh, yeah? I'm totally fine! Why? Are you not fine, Juvenile... human?

[grandtrashking]

[There's yet another fit of laughter at the phrasing, as if this whole situation couldn't be any weirder.]

I'm perfectly fine! In looks and in health, thank you for asking. Though uh, we're all human here, unless you're somehow the exception to this apparent rule some weird god made.

[shiro2hero]

Uh, no. I am totally one hundred percentage a normal, handsome adult human male.

Yep.

That is me.

[grandtrashking]

I'll give you that on being handsome.

But that's not something a normal human would say. You're not being very convincing I hope you know.

[shiro2hero]

Yes, I am! I am the most convincing!

[grandtrashking]

See, I'd be more convinced if you weren't trying to hard to prove you're normal.

Either you're some weird exception to the rule or you hit your head somewhere and need to convince yourself by being weird.

[shiro2hero]

Dude, I am so normal. Look, see?

I have fingers.

[grandtrashking]

We all have fingers, that's nothing new.

I'm going with "you hit your head somewhere" because normal people don't act this crazy.

[This man needs help... That, or Korra really wasn't kidding about the crazy happenings in this place.]

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, but they're great. Look at all the shapes you can make!

[Like an L. And jazz hands.]