[Closed] Girl, Put Your Records On, Tell Me Your Favorite Song

[heartofalioness]

Who: Lance, Princess Allura, Rainer Michelle, Romelle, and Keith
Where: Cherrygrove City Spa
When: Sometime in early February
Summary: A few friends mourn a loss through self-care
Rating: PG to PG-13 (thanks, Lance), will warn as necessary


Hearing that Jaskier had been sent home was… quite a blow among the Voltrons. He’d been a good friend to all of them, especially to Shiro, and of course poor Geralt and Kiri were left behind… And honestly, Allura was starting to miss her friends back at the house, at least in person. Shiro and Pidge and Sasha chose to sit this out, but Allura decided to invite a few of her friends who knew Jaskier to do something in his memory, and Lance came up with the idea of a mini-spa retreat in Cherrygrove City. Mud baths, massages with hot stones and scrubs and aromatherapy, hair and nail salons, the works. And thanks to working part-time jobs almost the whole time she’s been here, especially in Violet City, Allura actually has quite a bit saved up to chip in for the small group to stay a full weekend. So kick back, chat over manicures and herb-infused drinks, and enjoy.

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[heartofalioness]

[Laaaaaaance... Instead of lunging at Keith to comply, Allura aims a glare at the Red Paladin with a brick-red face.]

Lance. A word?

[Sooo that talk you wanted to avoid, Lancey Lance? It might be coming.]

[tempredmental]

[Allura might be calmly asking Lance to talk in private, but Keith wasn't having any of that. Instead, Lance got a face full of water as Keith leveled a massive splash in his direction. Honestly, if they hadn't been in just a small hot tub instead a pool and Lance wasn't insanely drunk from the combination of too much champagne and hot water, Keith probably would have just dragged him in and held him under for a few seconds to make a point.]

[spacebaloney]

[Even drunk Lance knows that face from Allura means business, but he's both too intoxicated and possibly too brain dead to get while the going is good.]

If that word isn't "Yes, we understand. Now give us privacy to lock lips." I don't want to hear it.

[He's scrambling to get to his feet when water hits him in the face and Lance is left spluttering and yelling.]

HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

[heartofalioness]

[She's about to forego the word in private and skip to a more immediate chewing out when--ah. Technically that wasn't appropriate, and as a princess she's used to maintaining standards... but honestly, Lance has needed to soak his head for almost a year now. So instead Lance gets a flat look, with the corner of her mouth upturned ever so slightly.]

I'm honestly surprised that you're surprised, Lance. You're being extremely rude to both of us and ignored our requests to stop, and being overly-intoxicated is no excuse. Now you may either apologize and join us for a civil conversation, or you may go elsewhere. Your choice.

[tempredmental]

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS FOR?

[Honestly, Keith had no illusions that he could be calm and collected about this. So, instead, he was just going to yell, like normal. But, Allura's calm ultimatum in Lance's direction did get him to stop himself from continuing beyond that first sentence.]

[spacebaloney]

[Rude? This is barely rude on the Scale of Lance! He's not doing anything he hasn't done to his friends over the years! They should be used to him teasing and trolling and so what if it's because these two fools are in denial. Someone has to call them out and it's not going to be Pidge!]

Because you're being a punkass! Everybody can see you like her! Might as well turn off the lit up billboard if you don't want us to notice!

[For now, Allura's ultimatum is ignored because someone is soaking wet and wants to still get his dripping point across.]

[heartofalioness]

[Ancients...]

May I remind you that we are in a public spa? [Both of them, but mostly Lance.] I would very much not like us all to be banned from the premises, if you please...

[tempredmental]

[If the water wasn't already steaming, it would be from Keith's temper alone. He growled and then grabbed at Lance with the intention of shoving him under the water.

Sorry, Allura...]