perfectteatime: (I eat ribs every day and Ill tell you)
boyleth ([personal profile] perfectteatime) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2022-02-18 04:22 pm

Video; UN: CheckTheSyllabus

[ Hey it's the Mint Professor and his dead-eyed companion Espurr. He's sitting outside in the sunshine, a few of his pokemon can be seen frolicking behind him. ]

Hello. Byleth here.

I have just returned from the optimist.

Sorry. The optimus. Opti-

[ Frown. ]

Op. Tom. E. Trist?

[ SIGH. ]

The eye doctor.

Anyways, they suggested that as apparently my eyesight is actually, as they put it "astonishingly bad", that I try the glasses they prescribed for me outside for the first time and document my experience. So here I am. But they did allow me to choose my favorite color.

[ He presents the glasses to the screen, they're rectangular blue frame is very simple, and very boring. Just like him. He gently puts them on and looks around. It takes him a couple moments before he actually startles, a hand going to the frames as he takes them off, and puts them back on again a few times. ]

WHAT THE-

[ Anyone watching will get to see him go and touch some grass, and then run over to look at a few trees, and then his own pokemon before he returns to look at his Espurr. ]

Oh Breakfast. We're really in it now.
hasitsthorns: where the good lord split ya. (Don't let the door hit ya)

video. @wild.flower

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-02-19 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, welcome the land of 'being able to fucking see.' Glad to have you here.
hasitsthorns: are rhymes and nuts (The only thing I bust)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-02-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, the warmth was already a bit but-

Ah. Yes. That compliment actually causes her to turn pink.
]

Pft, [ she snorts, at first, bringing her free hand up to give a dismissive wave. ] Thanks, dude. Glad you can finally finally appreciate it in all its glory.
hasitsthorns: I don't know. Ask your dad. (Do you have the fastest tongue?)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-02-19 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, as long as it's my good side.

[ dramatic hair flip!!! ]
hasitsthorns: YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG (From my favorite singer Yellvis)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-02-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, that's...

Not expected, honestly, and she can only give a bark of a laugh at first.
]

I don't think anyone has only good sides but that's sweet of you.
hasitsthorns: YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG (From my favorite singer Yellvis)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-02-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, that's...

That's not fair. It makes her heart go 'dokidoki.' How unfair.
]

I guess you have a point. Just not used to letting people see my bad sides, really. [ Perfect, performative, pleasing- She was what they wanted, not what she did. ]
Edited 2022-02-26 05:48 (UTC)
hasitsthorns: than eating ass? (What's more in the spirt of Christmas)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-02-27 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ The leap of faith, huh? Well, the last leap she'd taken... It hadn't really been of faith, had it? Despair, maybe.

Still hard to think about.
]

Maybe I will be. But, hey, gotta' say- You're looking super fine, dude. Glasses suit you.
hasitsthorns: where the good lord split ya. (Don't let the door hit ya)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-03-01 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ She will think it very loudly, but not say it. ]

Pft. Not at all! You wear them well. You could even eventually get different frames to get more style going.
hasitsthorns: You know it, baby (CHICKEN FINGIES!)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-03-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I could help you out, if you'd like? I can't stay my style is, like, the best but- I like to think I know a thing or two.
hasitsthorns: where the good lord split ya. (Don't let the door hit ya)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2022-03-05 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ More sense? Debatable. Fashion sense? Sure. ]

I'd help you look handsome as fuck, dude. You can count on me.