Video; UN: CheckTheSyllabus

[perfectteatime]

[ Hey it's the Mint Professor and his dead-eyed companion Espurr. He's sitting outside in the sunshine, a few of his pokemon can be seen frolicking behind him. ]

Hello. Byleth here.

I have just returned from the optimist.

Sorry. The optimus. Opti-

[ Frown. ]

Op. Tom. E. Trist?

[ SIGH. ]

The eye doctor.

Anyways, they suggested that as apparently my eyesight is actually, as they put it "astonishingly bad", that I try the glasses they prescribed for me outside for the first time and document my experience. So here I am. But they did allow me to choose my favorite color.

[ He presents the glasses to the screen, they're rectangular blue frame is very simple, and very boring. Just like him. He gently puts them on and looks around. It takes him a couple moments before he actually startles, a hand going to the frames as he takes them off, and puts them back on again a few times. ]

WHAT THE-

[ Anyone watching will get to see him go and touch some grass, and then run over to look at a few trees, and then his own pokemon before he returns to look at his Espurr. ]

Oh Breakfast. We're really in it now.

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[silky_bearing]

O-oh... well. I haven't the faintest idea why you'd think I would have any insight on such matters but-

[Lorenz you literally walked into that one.]

[perfectteatime]

You pick this to be modest over? Come on Lorenz. I give credit where it's due.

[silky_bearing]

R-really, Professor. I may read such things on occasion but-

truly I hardly have time for such things if I'm to remain on top of my duties.

[What duties? Don't ask! Just!! Responsibilities!!]

[perfectteatime]

Whatever you say, Lorenz.

video -> [Private] text

[silky_bearing]

[He actually squeaks, embarrassed, and promptly cuts the feed to go converse with Stephanie for a moment before...]

I don't know if you're making terrifyingly accurate guesses or if you know something more that I did not realize but, please, do not mention it to anyone.

[perfectteatime]

Just a guess, but I did make you admit it now didn't I?

[silky_bearing]

Professor, please.

Was it not enough for Professor Manuela to be tormenting me with such things? You as well now?

[perfectteatime]

I apologize... that was rather cruel of me wasn't it. But... why do you not embrace it?

[silky_bearing]

It is nothing but frivolity. My time is far better spent attending to my duties.

[Okay, he doesn't have duties here but that's besides the point.]

[perfectteatime]

I know how deeply you care but sometimes you need to enjoy a little frivolity. Besides, you are at an abundance of free time now.

[silky_bearing]

Perhaps, here. But I still have my pokémon to tend to so we will have to see whether there is time enough for such things.

[perfectteatime]

Well... if you do, would you let me read it?

[silky_bearing]

Oh, Professor, I assure you I haven't the talent for such things to bear an audience.

[perfectteatime]

What about a friend, not an audience?

[silky_bearing]

I will consider it, Professor.