perfectteatime: (I eat ribs every day and Ill tell you)
boyleth ([personal profile] perfectteatime) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2022-02-18 04:22 pm

Video; UN: CheckTheSyllabus

[ Hey it's the Mint Professor and his dead-eyed companion Espurr. He's sitting outside in the sunshine, a few of his pokemon can be seen frolicking behind him. ]

Hello. Byleth here.

I have just returned from the optimist.

Sorry. The optimus. Opti-

[ Frown. ]

Op. Tom. E. Trist?

[ SIGH. ]

The eye doctor.

Anyways, they suggested that as apparently my eyesight is actually, as they put it "astonishingly bad", that I try the glasses they prescribed for me outside for the first time and document my experience. So here I am. But they did allow me to choose my favorite color.

[ He presents the glasses to the screen, they're rectangular blue frame is very simple, and very boring. Just like him. He gently puts them on and looks around. It takes him a couple moments before he actually startles, a hand going to the frames as he takes them off, and puts them back on again a few times. ]

WHAT THE-

[ Anyone watching will get to see him go and touch some grass, and then run over to look at a few trees, and then his own pokemon before he returns to look at his Espurr. ]

Oh Breakfast. We're really in it now.
shiro2hero: (give me the dokis)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2022-03-05 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to try and get a little humor into you.
shiro2hero: (UM????)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2022-03-05 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... wait ]
shiro2hero: (my migraines are named Lance too)

DONE SORRY

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2022-03-05 06:58 am (UTC)(link)









[ oh my god ]
shiro2hero: (oops accidentally charming)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2022-03-05 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Yeah - like I said. I've got a million of them.
shiro2hero: (aw lookit the kids suplex each other)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2022-03-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'm looking forward to that too.