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victory_road2022-03-25 09:44 pm
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Ahem.
[Oh hi Shiro. It's almost prom season, right? That means you're here to deliver some kind of warning about Prom, right? That's what you do.]
[He clears his throat.]
[Looks directly into the camera.]
Fuck!
[Somewhere off screen, a Gallade is howling in squeaky laughter. Looks like someone let one of the Zorua into the house.]
[Oh hi Shiro. It's almost prom season, right? That means you're here to deliver some kind of warning about Prom, right? That's what you do.]
[He clears his throat.]
[Looks directly into the camera.]
Fuck!
[Somewhere off screen, a Gallade is howling in squeaky laughter. Looks like someone let one of the Zorua into the house.]
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An apprentice; specifically a white Zorua. To be quite fair, it was a bit more mild than last time, and this Pokémon seems young.
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A white Zorua? They come in that color?
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Not usually; black is the more usual coloring, but this might be a "shiny"--
[A simultaneous Pokédex lookup reveals...]
... Huh. Or... perhaps not. Apparently a shiny Zorua has a warmer black coat with blue markings and red eyes. And no listed regional variants... This one was definitely white, with red, almost wispy markings and yellow eyes. I wonder if it was a new species or... or a new variant, like those Braviary a few weeks ago.
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Allura, if it's anything like the birds we just got through... I don't think we want it in the house.
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Perhaps. It might depend, though; this one seemed rather... young, benign. Aside from its vocabulary...
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What... do you mean. Its vocabulary.
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This Zorua shares its normal counterpart's Ability: it's a shapeshifter.
[And considering it was using Shiro's Gear... with Blue's coaching...]
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[And stays there.]
Great. Perfect. Wonderful.
I'm putting Blue up for adoption.
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No, you won't. [Said flatly, not in protest but a statement of fact. She knows Shiro loves his Pokémon too much to trade them away like that.] I do agree that the Zorua could use better influences. Perhaps yourself?
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[Very, very tempting.]
I don't know where it even... went. I don't see it anywhere, and I've got too many pokemon as is.
[Shiro you have like 12.]
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[Gotta catch 'em all, Shiro!]
Well, apparently it and Blue get along well, so it may show up again.
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Just great.
A mouthy troublemaker.
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Yes... [A slight smirk.] On the bright side, you do have quite the experience wrangling those.
[Looking at you, S1-S2 Lance...]
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[Still looking at you, Lance.]
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[Okay, she can't help a little chuckle before her smile softens.]
I'm sure you'll figure out a solution, Shiro. [Or... hopefully so, given the tyke's fate as Pidge's newest partner in crime.] Let me know if you need any assistance.
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[Since you have the Vulpix and all, Allura.]