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[shiro2hero]

Ahem.

[Oh hi Shiro. It's almost prom season, right? That means you're here to deliver some kind of warning about Prom, right? That's what you do.]

[He clears his throat.]

[Looks directly into the camera.]



Fuck!


[Somewhere off screen, a Gallade is howling in squeaky laughter. Looks like someone let one of the Zorua into the house.]

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[fayblood]

That's right, people usually want you to introduce yourself, don't they?

"Oh, umm, I'm called Shrike. Who are you?"

[shiro2hero]

[... Uh oh.]

[Uhhhh. What. Do? What does it do?]

... Butts.

[fayblood]

There's a long, confused pause on Shrike's end as he tries to make sense of that response.

"... Is that what you're called?"

This will surely end well.

[shiro2hero]

Called?

[Okay, surely, if it just says words, it's going to come up with the right one eventually, right?]

[fayblood]

"Um, what people call you..."

You know, like a name. Or nickname. Or whatever.

[shiro2hero]

People?

[Does ... he mean humans?]

[fayblood]

He definitely means humans when he says 'people'.

"Yeah, like everyone else?"

Not that he's good at making that fact clear.

[shiro2hero]

Everyone?

[We're sorry. This Zorua only knows mimic, apparently.]

[fayblood]

"... All the other people?"

Shrike has no idea what's going on anymore.

[shiro2hero]

People!

[Right, okay, they're talking about people!]