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[nightyorb]

How much coffee is too much coffee for a pokemon?
Asking for a friend.

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[nightyorb]

I figure, if it was making him sick, he wouldn't keep trying to have more, right?

And I like him too much to make him drink decaf.
Even if he does steal my coffee.

[People try to get Riz to drink decaf sometimes and what's the point!! It is coffee, it's supposed to make you jitter. If there is no jitter, it's just not right.]

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[shiro2hero]

I mean... maybe?

But on the other hand, have you met people who can't handle dairy? They never let that stop them when it comes to cheese.

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[nightyorb]

Can't handle--
Oh right. That's one of those human things, right?

[Lactose intolerance does not exist amongst goblins. When you can eat literal garbage, a bit of milk ain't gonna take you out.]

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[shiro2hero]

Yeah, some humans out there can't eat it without getting sick.

And... they do anyway.