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I'm going to say it wouldn't take a lot to be too much. Sure, they're not normal animals, but they're still pretty much animals.
And I'm pretty sure you're in trouble here. Is your Pokemon okay?
And I'm pretty sure you're in trouble here. Is your Pokemon okay?
First of all, definitely my friend's pokemon. Not mine.
Secondly. I think he looks okay?
This is okay, right?
[Attached Louie will receive a picture of a Yungoos, its eyes pin-prick thin as it hugs a thermos of coffee close to its body, occasionally still licking the rim of it. It looks like it has suddenly understood all there is to understand about the universe.]
I think he looks fine.
It's just coffee, right? Nothing bad about coffee.
Secondly. I think he looks okay?
This is okay, right?
[Attached Louie will receive a picture of a Yungoos, its eyes pin-prick thin as it hugs a thermos of coffee close to its body, occasionally still licking the rim of it. It looks like it has suddenly understood all there is to understand about the universe.]
I think he looks fine.
It's just coffee, right? Nothing bad about coffee.
Look, the whole "I have this friend" thing is such a basic con move it hardly counts as one at all. And if you really have given your friend's Pokemon coffee, I don't think that makes things better. Probably worse.
[Oh boy that's some "Huey's consumed sugar" levels of yikes right there.]
Wow.
I really can't tell if you're trying to cover up your mess or just don't understand caffeine, but no. He doesn't look fine.
Wow.
I really can't tell if you're trying to cover up your mess or just don't understand caffeine, but no. He doesn't look fine.
I’m not too sure about Pokemon, but I know back home caffeine is toxic to most animals.
How much coffee has it had?
How much coffee has it had?
I never gave him coffee.
He stole someone's coffee.
He also tried to bite me when I tried to take it away.
And it's just coffee, right?
People drink coffee all the time and they are fine.
[Riz is often more coffee than boy, so no, he absolutely does not understand that perhaps too much caffeine is not a good thing.]
He stole someone's coffee.
He also tried to bite me when I tried to take it away.
And it's just coffee, right?
People drink coffee all the time and they are fine.
[Riz is often more coffee than boy, so no, he absolutely does not understand that perhaps too much caffeine is not a good thing.]
If it is toxic, would one of those anti-poison berries work?
And I'm not sure.
However much was left in the thermos.
It wasn't full.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't full.
[But however much was in there was pretty strong because Riz only drinks coffee that can dissolve spoons.]
And I'm not sure.
However much was left in the thermos.
It wasn't full.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't full.
[But however much was in there was pretty strong because Riz only drinks coffee that can dissolve spoons.]
Okay, okay, sorry. For what it's worth, I get it. Some Pokemon are handfuls who'll do what they feel like.
But for one thing, a normal amount of coffee would be a lot to a Yungoos. I really have no idea if they react to it differently than people, though I wouldn't be surprised, but either way they're smaller than most people.
Well, most people who should be drinking coffee.
But for one thing, a normal amount of coffee would be a lot to a Yungoos. I really have no idea if they react to it differently than people, though I wouldn't be surprised, but either way they're smaller than most people.
Well, most people who should be drinking coffee.
I don’t think so. The anti-poison berries are for Pokemon-generated poison, so I don’t think it can help with caffeine.
I would recommend taking it to a PokeCenter anyway, just to be safe. The nurse could probably better tell you how bad it might be.
I would recommend taking it to a PokeCenter anyway, just to be safe. The nurse could probably better tell you how bad it might be.
An accurate measurement would depend on the pokemon's body size compared with the rate of ingestion.
[This reply pleases Riz. The calm, analytical approach is something he values greatly.]
Lets see.
He's a yungoos, if that matters.
According to my gear, he's 1'04" and 13.2lbs.
I cannot be sure about how much he drank.
The thermos wasn't full, but I can't remember how much was left in it.
Lets see.
He's a yungoos, if that matters.
According to my gear, he's 1'04" and 13.2lbs.
I cannot be sure about how much he drank.
The thermos wasn't full, but I can't remember how much was left in it.
[Maybe Fluttershy should be extremely grateful this is taking place over text. At the very least it means Riz has to slow down and type out all his conspiracy theories rather than just launch into a quick-fire ramble.]
Where do I even start?
They are all completely identical, which is given no fucking explanation whatsoever.
Like seriously, there is no way that is fucking natural. That just doesn't happen.
Also, it's them and only them who are in charge of pokemon health care.
Like, nobody else wants to be a pokemon nurse? Just these unexplained ladies?
Come on, I can't be the only one who doesn't believe for one moment there isn't one other person in this world who doesn't want to help and work with sick pokemon.
So something must be keeping them from being able to work at pokecenters.
I don't know why yet, but I do know I don't trust it.
Same goes for those Jennies.
I'm pretty sure whatever is behind them is behind this as well.
Where do I even start?
They are all completely identical, which is given no fucking explanation whatsoever.
Like seriously, there is no way that is fucking natural. That just doesn't happen.
Also, it's them and only them who are in charge of pokemon health care.
Like, nobody else wants to be a pokemon nurse? Just these unexplained ladies?
Come on, I can't be the only one who doesn't believe for one moment there isn't one other person in this world who doesn't want to help and work with sick pokemon.
So something must be keeping them from being able to work at pokecenters.
I don't know why yet, but I do know I don't trust it.
Same goes for those Jennies.
I'm pretty sure whatever is behind them is behind this as well.
[ Fluttershy can’t help a little frown. She had wondered about that a little too, but… ]
I was told they were all from the same family. Joy is their last name, right?
I guess it is a little strange, though. But isn’t your Pokemon’s health more important right now?
I was told they were all from the same family. Joy is their last name, right?
I guess it is a little strange, though. But isn’t your Pokemon’s health more important right now?
Maybe? I think you might want to flush out his system, though. Have him drink a lot of water, just in case.
If we consider the fact that these beasts are magical, something as mundane as coffee is not like to cause aught but indigestion. Perhaps a spell of hyperactivity.
Though, I do suppose what Pokémon you fed coffee too also matters, I cannot imagine something like a Cutiefly would handle it well.
Though, I do suppose what Pokémon you fed coffee too also matters, I cannot imagine something like a Cutiefly would handle it well.
Now, I don't know what the caffeine limit would be for Pokémon, but I do know that the limit for an average adult human would be approximately five to ten grams. Which, if you are ingesting it purely through coffee or tea, it would be a rather impressive feat to reach such levels.
I do hope this helps answer your question, at least somewhat.
I do hope this helps answer your question, at least somewhat.
Oh, my boyfriend is a coffee expert! He would know.
But he's out right now.
If I were to warrant a guess, it probably depends on their size and how much they drank.
But he's out right now.
If I were to warrant a guess, it probably depends on their size and how much they drank.
[Okay but they DO make mocha-flavored Poké Puffs, and Poké Beans are used to make coffee, not to mention Café ReMix's offerings. Still, Allura is alarmed, not just at the concept of PokéPoison Control, but at any of Riz's team being THAT hyper.]
What Pokémon and how much?
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