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[nightyorb]

How much coffee is too much coffee for a pokemon?
Asking for a friend.

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[singlespacedad]

I'd be impressed if PI could bite hard enough to make it rot off.

[He genuinely would be! That would be some great biting! Alas, though, just a few scratches.]

You're doing fine.

[He gestures at the sulking Yungoos with his free hand.]

Just keep him away from your coffee in the future, please.

[nightyorb]

I'll try, but look at him.

[Please look over to where PI is laying on the ground, sulking his little head off.]

He's absolutely gonna try and get it again. Mom said I did the same thing as a kid.

[singlespacedad]

That doesn't surprise me.

[Mando is convinced Riz's blood is more caffeine than fluid at this point.]

Do you think he'd drink decaf?

[nightyorb]

No one should drink decaf.

[It goes against the very reason why you drink coffee!]

[singlespacedad]

[Yeaaaaah, not going to touch that one.]

You could mix decaf and regular for him, so he doesn't get too wild.

[In fact, that's not a bad idea for Riz either. Mando wonders if he could slip a scoop of decaf into the regular on the sly.]

[nightyorb]

Maybe.

[Does Mando really want to handle Riz while he is caffeine deprived? Does he really want to put himself through that hell?]

[singlespacedad]

[Look, he hasn't crawled out of a Sarlacc pit like certain other Mandalorians, but Mando has dealt with some gross, fraught shit. He's pretty sure he could survive Riz coming down off caffeine.]

[... maybe.]