3rd Bloom; [video outside Goldenrod]

[journalname]

[Asgore is outside somewhere, beaming at the camera. He's a large man, but he's currently dwarfed by the giant, roaring sea serpent at his side.]

Look! Splash has finally evolved! [He pats the Gyarados's neck, apparently not put off by the roaring.] I admit I was hesitant about this "battling" sport at first, but she seems very happy. And she has even made a new friend!

[Said "new friend" is the reason for the roaring. A Ditto is sitting near Splash. As the camera turns to it, it slowly winks one of its weird eyes and wiggles its hips. Splash roars at it. What a meaningful conversation!]

I believe they shall be coming with us. They are very talented - they transformed into several different Pokemon earlier. Is that a common talent?

Comments

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Well, now, there's a thought... It imitates looks, but does it imitate anything else? Maybe if it sees something use a move, it can copy that, too? I don't actually know, but maybe I should give the little glob of playdoh a chance to train. If anything, maybe it'll be good for creeping people out for Halloween?

[journalname]

Every Pokemon deserves a chance at training, if that is what they want. Though, I'm sure they could also be very scary if you asked.

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

You eventually get enough pokemon that their ball just disappears and transfers right into a computer, so, I dunno, maybe everyone should stay right around at six of 'em unless some of them don't want to fight. I mean...some seem weirdly eager to, and some don't seem to care? So you could always switch some out, I guess.

Man, some are scary without asking them to. My ghost tried his best to haunt me for a while.

[journalname]

[woah woah wait what back that up]

They are stored in computers?

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

I have no idea how. If you have six on you and you catch a seventh? It just fucking disappears out of your hand, and it's on a computer.

[journalname]

Is that safe?

[It doesn't sound safe]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

They...seem like they're just fine when you take 'em out? So I have to assume so. You can't really stop the process, that I know of, sssoooo...

[journalname]

That is...disturbing.

[To say the least]

Six is more than enough to raise at once, of course, but it's not their fault if someone chooses to catch more.