Video (BACKDATED to last weekend-ish)

[dreamsofahero]

*The video opens to a nice view of the interior of Sion and Ryner's house. There's the living room, and the dining room table beyond that, and some of the kitchen counter visible beyond the far corner there. But that's probably not the noteworthy part of the image. In fact, it's probably almost an afterthought, really. Why?

Everything is positively covered in eggs.

There's eggs on the couch, eggs on the armchairs. Eggs on the table and visible on the kitchen counters. Small groups and stacks of eggs on any convenient piece of furniture, and quite a few on the floor. There's even one particularly large pile utterly dominating the middle of the living room.

It's a lot of eggs.

Once everyone's gotten a nice, good view of the terrifying eggocalypse, Sion's voice can be heard from offscreen.*

As is perhaps rather evident, Ryner and I seem to have found ourselves with a few extra eggs about. Should anyone be interested, a list of what's available as best as we can determine is attached.

*There's a pause, then he adds:*

And if you happen to be a fan of Magikarp, then don't hesitate to help yourself to as many as you please.

*... so that's what the giant pile is!*


((In case you missed it, the list of available eggs is here! Also both Sion and Ryner will be replying to this post; please specify if you want to thread with one or the other in particular!))

Comments

[dreamsofahero]

*--urk*

Ryner!!

*look all his usual protests aside he'd rather not accidentally fall on any of the eggs--*

[tearsofademon]

[If it's at all helpful, he is trying to pull down in a direction that isn't the same one the eggs are in.

Still trying to pull him down, though.]

It's nice down here, Sion.

[dreamsofahero]

*that's fine and good, but really that just means that when all that yanking does cause Sion to lose his balance... he tumbles down right on top of Ryner. hope you like breaking his fall!*

[tearsofademon]

[It's about a quarter of a second before Sion lands on Ryner that the latter realizes that this might not have been his best idea...

Welp, too late now.]

Ghh--

[To Ryner's credit, he tries not to cry out too loud, instead gritting his teeth and bearing the consequences of his actions.]

...Worth it...

[dreamsofahero]

Are you sure about that?

*he's in perfect position to elbow you now, you know!*

[tearsofademon]

As long as I'm making sure you lay down for five---Ow!

[Much as he acknowledges he deserved that, still!]

[dreamsofahero]

*there is what is probably an all-too-familiar impish grin on Sion's face right now*

What was that you were saying?

[tearsofademon]

That you're a devil.

[He hasn't actually let go of Sion's foot.]

[dreamsofahero]

It takes one to know one.

*that's going to make it hard for Sion to get off of you, you know*

[tearsofademon]

So you admit it.

[Well, on the floor is kind of the point, so... su...ccess...?]

[dreamsofahero]

I believe you're just projecting, actually.

*nope he's not going to admit defeat that easily. And also if Ryner's not letting go then that just means Sion will continue to lie on top of him*