victory_road | ☆85☆ [Video, backdated to that swarm on the 22nd]

All right, this is getting actually dangerous, more than just a pain...

[The video feed is focused on a huffy Azumarill, who looks incredibly scratched up and just not having a good time of it. Ryner is sitting out by the pond with this Azumarill, tending to its wounds with Potions and also some cleaning rags.]

Does anyone happen to know whose Galarian Meowth keeps getting out? Because it keeps coming to the pond and trying to kidnap the Magikarps, and it really shouldn't be doing that.

[Worse than kidnap, really, but he's trying to be nice.

Then there's the telltale sound of a Gyarados roaring, a Hyper Beam charging up and firing, and a flash of light that's bright enough to see even not pointed in that direction at all. Ryner doesn't seem surprised.]

It's been doing this for weeks now, and it doesn't know when to stop. I've tried reasoning with it, but that hasn't worked. And the Gyarados are doing their best to drive it away, but they need to be able to sleep sometimes too, you know? And now even the local wild Pokemon are getting caught in the crossfire.

{"Rill." The Azumarill is not pleased.]

Ahh, could you hold still? I'm almost done...

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... I guess it's not impossible that there could be masochistic Pokemon. Or maybe they just like driving all of you guys nuts.

Honestly, it's probably that. Haa, that would be my luck.

Yeaaah, we've had some unwelcome visitors too. It's pretty frustrating.

You have, huh? That's a pain.

It sure is. Some of them just won't go no matter what we do.

Ugh, that's annoying. Hopefully they're at least behaving themselves better than the Meowth.

I guess you could say that about some of them, at least.

What've yours been up to?

{"Rill." The Azumarill moves its ear, only to accidentally stretch a scratch that hasn't quite healed yet.]

H-Hey, be a little more patient, okay?

Well, a Snorlax crashed on my new porch and just sleeps. I'm pretty annoyed about it. We just got our house built. Now we have to go in through the side door. We don't wanna risk it destroying our house.

Ugh, that sucks. I get wanting to sleep wherever, but there are better places that are less in the way...

Yeah, no kidding. Snorlax are notorious for crashing wherever they want, aren't they?

They are known for being heavy sleepers... Ahh, I can think of so many more comfortable places where it'd be happier, though.

Me too. Like a grassy meadow somewhere.

Right? Soft grass, no doors hitting you, warm sun shining down... well, I guess not right now so much, but still.

I guess I have to be grateful it didn't walk in and lay on the carpet.

There is that. At least you have other ways to get out.

Yeah. There's three doors total, plus windows.

Good to have. You never know when you'll need alternate ways out.

That's what I was thinking when I designed the house. I just never thought we'd be testing them so soon! Or for so long. How long do these guys sleep anyway?!

I haven't raised one myself, so I don't know off-hand. From what I hear, though, some of them might give me a run for my money...

The longer it goes on, the more I wonder if I'll have to chance waking it up. Do you think it really might damage the house if it gets disturbed?

That'd probably depend on how you do it. It'd probably be in a better mood if you woke it up gently and offered it some food than--

[There's a roar, and the sound of another Hyper Beam offscreen.]

--than if you had someone shoot it with a Hyper Beam or something.

[Radley winces.]

Yeah, no. I thought the only thing that could wake them was a special flute? That's what some people say, anyway. Maybe they're flute salesmen just trying to get people to buy their wares.

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