[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[DING! It's a video post!]

[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]

[... It's bread.]

[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]

[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]

[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]

[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]

[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]</sub>

WHO. IS DOING THIS.

Comments

[crystalmaster]

... Wow. That's a weird one. Apparently somebody thinks you need more bread in your life.

[Several of his Pokemon exclaim in glee. They think it looks delicious!]

[foolishwren]

_{[Behind the scenes, Heather did have to close the front door firmly because you bet a good number of her Pokemon were very eager to get at the bread pile.]}

I already eat plenty of bread, thank you very much.

Just not... frozen doorstep mystery bread.

[crystalmaster]

Yeah, that's really weird. Maybe it's a Pokemon delivering the bread and not stopping to think about this not really being sanitary?

[foolishwren]

I mean, I guess...

But I'm not even ordering it. If this is a case of wrong address, it's pretty extreme.

[crystalmaster]

I meant more of an unofficial delivery. It's pretty weird either way, though.

[foolishwren]

... Yeah, I mean, I definitely never signed up for any bread mailing list.

And I don't think I have any friends here anymore whose style it would be to just send me bread constantly.

_{[Although she can think of several long-since-departed pals who absolutely would have found this completely hysterical.]}

[crystalmaster]

Weird. Well, what are you gonna do with all of it?

[foolishwren]

Throw it away? That's what I've been doing all month.

I guess I haven't tried just leaving it there to get all gross...

[crystalmaster]

Yeeeah, I wouldn't recommend doing that.