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victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm
foolishwren) wrote in victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm
[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]
[DING! It's a video post!]
[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]
[... It's bread.]
[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]
[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]
[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]
[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]
[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]
WHO. IS DOING THIS.
[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]
[... It's bread.]
[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]
[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]
[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]
[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]
[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]
WHO. IS DOING THIS.
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I CANNOT WITH YOU PEOPLE
HAVE NONE OF YOU HEARD OF MOLD BEFORE
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WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO EAT IT
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IT IS COLD AND WET AND ON THE GROUND OF COURSE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT
sorry dude this has been going on all month, i am going insane
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It could be infested [ He would think it was poison except they don't do that sort of thing here apparently. Feels unrealistic, but ok.
Wait ]
Someone has been sending you bread all month?
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Like every other day for three weeks
NO NOTE. NO NOTHING
Just dumping it on the ground
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Perhaps it is a threat of some kind
Though I do not know why you would use bread