[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[DING! It's a video post!]

[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]

[... It's bread.]

[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]

[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]

[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]

[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]

[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]</sub>

WHO. IS DOING THIS.

Comments

[machismost]

HOLY CRAP, ALL MONTH?!

[ So much sad, discarded bread... ]

Why haven't you put out a basket by now? Or a sign? "Thanks, no more bread"?

[foolishwren]

A basket would've encouraged it!

And a sign... feels passive-aggressive!

<sub>[Actually, she genuinely had not thought about putting up a sign.]

[She'd been too busy slowly going crazy trying to think of ways to catch the bread bandit in the act.]</sub>

[machismost]

But if you can't ever seem to meet whoever it is then a sign is the only way to communicate... Not doing anything but throwing out the bread seems more passive-aggressive.

[ Kirishima purses his lips in thought. ]

D'you think maybe one of your Pokemon could have a secret admirer? Or have you done something nice for a wild Pokemon lately?

[ The bread on the raw ground just says Pokemon to him. And he's more of the mind to see this as gifts than a way to drive Heather insane. ]

[foolishwren]

_{[A secret admirer for one of her POKEMON... actually makes a lot of sense. Could that be the answer? She knows that sort of thing has happened before...]}

Well...

I gave some of those Snover a bunch of muffins at the beginning of the month.

But that was kind of maybe because I caught my Charizard juggling a few of them.

So I don't count it being "something nice" so much as "please do not make me get cancelled on Chatter again".