[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[DING! It's a video post!]

[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]

[... It's bread.]

[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]

[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]

[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]

[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]

[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]</sub>

WHO. IS DOING THIS.

Comments

[exeggutorhead]

...A Pokemon would just pile bread on the ground like that, I guess.

Weren't there a bunch of those little ice guys running around?

[foolishwren]

--the Snover, yeah, at the beginning of the month.

Some, uh, people suggested that too.

<sub>[SHE IS LIKE 99% SURE THEY WERE THE REASON SHE GOT CANCELED ON CHATTER THAT ONE TIME]

[BUT THIS IS SO PETTY]

[WHY BREAD]</sub>

[exeggutorhead]

....what if we set up a bunch of heaters next to the door and turned them on really high?

[ICE TYPE REPELLANT]

[foolishwren]

Ohhhhhh. OHHHH! Yeah, maybe!

... Except then we'd probably have to explain to Lust why the power bill is shooting straight off the graph, wouldn't we.