foolishwren: get away from me (... you ship WHAT?!)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm

[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]

[DING! It's a video post!]

[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]

[... It's bread.]

[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]

[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]

[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]

[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]

[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]


WHO. IS DOING THIS.
phoenixwiz: (We Need to Talk)

[personal profile] phoenixwiz 2023-02-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Other than my team? Well, as it turns out -

(Before Harry can finish his sentence though, a wild Garbador shows up in his video feed and she is so happy to show Harry what she has found so far which looks like somebody tried to haphazardly make from melding tons of scrap metal into a mini statute. And yes, those other noise is coming from that Garbador.)

I have a Garbador following me for weeks and she seems to be very fond of me too.