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victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm
foolishwren) wrote in victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm
[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]
[DING! It's a video post!]
[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]
[... It's bread.]
[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]
[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]
[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]
[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]
[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]
WHO. IS DOING THIS.
[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]
[... It's bread.]
[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]
[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]
[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]
[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]
[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]
WHO. IS DOING THIS.
no subject
[Riz adjusts the brim of his hat with clear pride when he says that. He doesn't take the mention of his age as an insult. He knows he is a skilled private investigator. And if anything, isn't it a badge of honour to be this young and already be licensed?]
Pokemon Champion, huh? So you've beaten all the gym leaders and the Elite Four, correct?
[Please don't mind as he digs out a notepad to record her words. It's good to know more about the people you are working for. You never know what facts might tie back into the case. An overlooked detail could very easily lead to a case gone cold.
Not... not that Riz can imagine a way in which her champion status somehow connects to being trolled with bread, but it's still good to have it on the record.]