foolishwren: get away from me (... you ship WHAT?!)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm

[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]

[DING! It's a video post!]

[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]

[... It's bread.]

[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]

[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]

[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]

[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]

[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]


WHO. IS DOING THIS.
cyan_maid: (What am I looking at here)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2023-02-11 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, no - could be homemade stuff, could be from out of town - could be from Kanto, for all I can guess. It's all still perfectly edible, I'd hope, but even if you froze it, I can't imagine being able to save all that...