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victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm
foolishwren) wrote in victory_road2023-02-03 03:58 pm
[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]
[DING! It's a video post!]
[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]
[... It's bread.]
[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]
[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]
[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]
[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]
[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]
WHO. IS DOING THIS.
[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]
[... It's bread.]
[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]
[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]
[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]
[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]
[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]
WHO. IS DOING THIS.
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[Thankfully, they did not send a whole Onix after Narancia this year. They instead left him an Onix shaped body pillow this year, which is still weird but still not as bad as the actual Onix.
(Also Narancia would firmly be on the side that it's hilarious actually if he knew about that footage, but that's not important.)]