So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[outpunch]

He's strong. Besides, he doesn't have time for that.

[His image of Munakata may be...slightly...quite...rather....idealized, though.]

You know why is that? Because you're fucking strong too, Yukizome. Not like this kid. Also, someone needs to show her what a real gym looks like.

[doesntsmile]

[ You can just say you want to ride the guy's baloney poney, sweetie, she won't mind-- ]

Even the strongest people cry. Isn't that right, Miss...Whitney, was it?

[ The poor girl just hiccups and nods... ]

She's a child, Sakakura-kun. The fact that she runs this place on her own is impressive enough, she doesn't need a grown man trying to bring her down...

[outpunch]

[Chisa...you know nothing about deep manly bonds?! Except that's what he exactly wants...]

'Kay, that is impressive. But she has much to learn. First of all, the flowers need to go.

[He hasn't let go of the idea of taking over quite yet, it seems.]

Your Pokemon too. They need to be stronger. I don't fucking care about the weaknesses and resistances and all these.

[Easy to say when you send a fighting Pokemon against a normal-type one...]

[doesntsmile]

But perhaps it's because she has to use a theme here? Didn't you think that the Gym's layout was a little bit weird?

[ The maze was a pretty specific shape, after all! ]

And all of her Pokemon...let's see, she used a Clefable, a Girafarig, and a Miltank, right? Girafarig and Miltank share a common type in Normal, even though Clefable is a Fairy-type like my little Cleffa is...

[ There's a tiny little squeak from the inside of Yukizome's massive ponytail; seems like Cleffa's taking up permanent residence there. ]

It's no wonder you won so handily. This is a gym that specializes in a type that's weak to Fighting...

[outpunch]

A loser theme maybe?

[Look, he's...no, he's not even trying. And that's sad. And too bad.]

I don't care about the layout as long as it has what a gym needs. Proper equipment. Are you listening, crybaby?

[Chisa, no need to make him look like an asshole...he's doing so great on his own!?]

I bet you can defeat her no problem, Yukizome. Even without fighting Pokemon.

[doesntsmile]

Sakakura-kun, you're being a bully...

[ Does she need to pull his ear? She's about to, if this sort of behavior keeps up! ]

If you're looking for an actual exercise gym, I'm sure there are those around here, too, but you mustn't be rude, especially not to children.

And whether or not I can defeat her with my cute little Poliwhirl is beside the point. Don't be mean!

[outpunch]

[It may the only way to mend his ways.]

I'm out, then. No use wasting anymore time here.

[An actual exercise gym calls to him. However, the girl who's still crying approaches him before he turns his back on her and heads to the exit. Then, she presents him the badge, choking back her tears.]

Right, right. I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah.

[That doesn't qualify for the most cordial apology, but Whitney isn't getting anything else from him. Besides, he can feel Chisa's gaze on him, so...]